Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

lilpetrabbit:

a few days ago bf told me that a couple years ago when he played counterstrike he would respond to dudes getting angry and aggressive and hostile by saying “a kissaroo from me to you” in a slightly goofy friendly voice sort of like the voice you’d associate with a dog muppet.  he said they would absolutely lose their shit every time, insisting things like “i dont want a kissaroo from you!  only tall blonde girls!”.  they always said kissaroo.  i cant stop thinking about this

fangirl-thats-christmasing-out:

voidbat:

crydaisy:

me: *constantly needs affection*
me: *constantly needs space*

me: *constantly uses the internet because that is how i manage to get both affection and space at the same time*

woah i didn’t realize how true and accurate this is

vertical-time:

deanisanactualprincess:

masaothedog:

lizthefangirl:

jaclcfrost:

the kid from the nanny mcphee movie is no longer a kid

he’s 23

i see no difference

I’ve never seen a grown man look so disturbingly like a small child.

he looks like a teenage martin freeman

teenage martin freeman

blue-eyed-hanji:

secretmindreader:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

please dont

found the mind reader

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

futuredudeman:

I don’t just want one Black Widow movie I want a Black Widow origins movie and a Black Widow Budapest movie and a Black Widow movie in the present day and a Black Widow movie where she inherits the title of Thor and a Black Widow movie where she doesn’t even fucking do anything I would literally pay money for a movie about her blinking WHY WON’T YOU TAKE MY GOD DAMN MONEY MARVEL

cooldudebro:

is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?

moonkisse:

parent: “Youre going to hell!”

me:

lumos5000:

theshirelock:

if artistic people are forced to take years of math and science then why don’t sciencey people have to take art and music classes

someone found a real life plot hole

incompleteicarus:

Do you ever ‘wtf white people’ even though you are a white people.

what-even-are-people:

theprincess-bride:

Wearing eyeliner doesn’t make you “girly” or “gay” a lot of girls actually find it attractive. If you wanna put concealer on that pimple go ahead. It doesn’t make you less of a man. Makeup is not intrinsically feminine. Don’t let society’s screwed up gender roles stop you from expressing yourself.

Thank you!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS,MY LOVELY FOLLOWERS!
THANK YOU FOR STAYING WITH ME THIS YEAR!
I LOVE YOU ALL!

e-brat:

stormeru:

when you find a joke mildy funny

IM LAUGHIGN SO FUCKGUV N LOUDLY 

divergentgrace:

fenixed:

harrystylesus:

is there a term for cockblock when two ppl with vaginas are involved??

clitoris prohibitus

Sounds like a fucking spell from harry potter