today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said was “oh not again”
Aunt: so are you seeing anyone at the moment?
Me: yeah, actually.
Aunt: awww! who is he? whats his name? what is his job?
Me: umm… a florist
Douchey cousin: a florist? ha! he’s probably gay
Me: Yeah. she is
And that’s how i came out to my entire extended family at once
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
I scrolled passed then I felt guilty
same
I love how the AoS fandom automatically assumes that Grant has a major obsession with dogs.
nayx:
date a boy who wears shoes that light up
OK NO BUT WHEN I WENT TO PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL, THERE WAS A DUDE WHO HAD LEGIT LIGHT UP SNEAKERS AND THIS GIRL WENT UP TO HIM AND ASKED HIM OUT BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT HIS SHOES WERE THE COOLEST GOD DAMN THING AND THEY WENT TO PROM TOGETHER AND THEY HAVEN’T BROKEN UP FOR 3 YEARS NOW ALL BECAUSE OF THIS KID’S GOD DAMN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS
So I met my 6, 8 and 9 year old cousins for the first time today and one of them asked me if I’m a girl or a boy and I told him both. The whole night they alternated between male and female pronouns and the only question they asked me was: “wait, if you’re a boy AND a girl, what color is your bike?”
Kids are five hundred times more accepting than adults and it’s kinda sad.What colour IS your bike?
^^Now I really wanna know what color your bike is.
literally all anti-feminism persons have no idea what feminism is. have you ever met an anti-feminism person that has an indepth understanding of feminism? no. such stupid fucking idiots
in the past three days i’ve recieved 20+ messages of anti feminists defending themselves by messaging me the wrong definition of feminism
talking to people whose sense of humour is incompatible with yours is painful and scary
support trans boys who wear make up and show interest in femininity
support trans girls who wear baggy clothes and wear their hair short
support nonbinary people who dress feminine one day and masculine the next or something in-between
DO NOT support the idea that makeup and clothing are gendered
If a girls says “No.”
Leave her the fuck alone.
If a boy says “No.”
Leave him the fuck alone.
If anybody ever tells you “No.”
Leave them the fuck alone.
I’ll never understand why this is such a difficult concept for some people to grasp.
Dude, dogs understand this fucking concept.
The deadline is Jan.12th 2015, it doesn’t matter how many URLs I get, your’s will be put in! I’ll post pictures periodically so everyone can see what they look like, I’ll use two journals if I have to.
page one!
If you see this somewhere on my blog, this means I am NOT a 4Channer.
If I start posting gore and porn, THAT IS NOT ME. I HAVE BEEN HACKED.
If you want to reblog this, take a screenshot of it on your blog so that you have solid proof.
if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING
there will never be another spn reaction gif that rivals this one for accuracy
because I mean jesus
guardians of the galaxy au where i don’t lose my shit over a tree
Hardcovers for aesthetics.
Paperbacks to read.
Ebooks to travel.The holy trinity of book lovers.
Ah, the dream, the dream to which I aspire.
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never
oh my god
A brief summary of why I don’t like Severus Snape
since you’ve included the deathly hallows I have to deduct that your argument is invalid
Sorry I forgot that wanting to fuck Lily Potter makes up for being a terrible person
People who refuse to become Snape-apologists are my favorite people.
dylanbrians-deactivated20160703:
Someone submitted a link but it’s actually a virus. I clicked it because I thought it was something Photoshop related as it was submitted to YeahPs. It sent me to a page saying:
WHAT EVER YOU DO DON’T CLICK IT OR LOG IN BECAUSE IT DELETES YOUR BLOG! MY FRIEND OPENED IT AND LOGGED BACK IN!
The person who is spreading this is someone called ”lastinganime”.
REBLOG THIS AND SPREAD AWARENESS!
Time to spread this like A. BUCKIN’. WILDFIRE!!!
oH GOD
hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive
They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.
i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
You know what? I’m pretty smart
I should be on the…………..
Honour Roll
Your Zuko costume’s pretty good, but your scar’s on the wrong side.
External imageTumblr-user thehiddentriforce will forever carry dishonor with them.
For everyone who completely missed it, allow me to be less subtle:
who’s the one carrying eternal dishonour now?