Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
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Know what’s real fucked? Every other age group has the correct aged actors representing them except teenagers. Adults play adults - children play children; but teenagers are played by more adults. Why? Because apparently our body changes from puberty are too ugly for TV. So what happens? We go through those years looking at the perfect “teenagers” and wondering why we don’t look like that.
*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON SO HARD THAT MY FIST BREAKS*
sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that
*sends this to all the couples at my school*
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
I don’t understand why people think that technology is making us antisocial. I will ignore you just as easily with a book as I will with my cell phone.
i dont think anyone is more serious about urban legends than theatre kids i mean once a kid had to go home from rehearsal bc he said the name of the scottish play onstage and someone punched him in the face
of course i didnt what kind of fool do you take me for
middle schoolers complaining about how stressful school is
Excuse you middle school may have been simpler in your time but these days it can be so brutal. Had you read three Steinbeck books by the time you were thirteen? Probably not.
For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.
Do you ever look at your best friend and just ” Who the heck blessed me with this dork , i am the luckiest loser in the galaxy.”
person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
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Parts of Australia are supposed to be so hot over the next few days that weather charts had to have new colours added to visually show how fucking hot it will be
WE’RE ALL GOING TO BURN
I FEEL LIKE IM LOOKING INTO THE EYE OF DEATH
NOT COOL AUSTRALIA. NOT COOL.
50 FUCKIN 4 DEGREES
BY THE WAY 54 DEGREES IS 129.2 F
Are you guys okay over there??
do people actually live in that purple area
How awkward would it have been if the Weasley twins stole Faux-Moody’s flask thinking it was top shelf firewhiskey
They pour out shots and drink them at the same time and a couple minutes later they’re like “Holy shit, we’re identical!” Followed by “Okay but we should probably report this.”
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
do you ever use a pen and you’re just blown away by how smoothly it glides across the page and how the ink flows out so beautifully like tears of jesus or something
Some people must experience the world in a more exciting way than I do
Confidence is not ‘they will like me’
Confidence is ‘I’ll be fine if they don’t’
”—things everyone should know (via itsstuckyinmyhead)Conceited
- “I look better than you.”
- “You should look more like me.”
Confidence
- “I look good.”
- “I’m not ugly.”
- “I love myself.”
- I am cute.”
- “I’m beautiful.”
Just some examples of the difference between being conceited and being confident. Get those shit straight.
Just imagine if dragons replaced birds. I mean small annoying dragons flying around towns and beaches stealing your food, big exotic dragons living in remote places, friendly dragons, fierce dragons, fLIGHTLESS DRAGONS, dragons in zoos dragons in the wild i just dRAGONS
a band called Imagine Birds
