have you ever shipped a ship so hard you forgot it wasn’t canon
steve would legit be the one on the team who would constantly have to be pulled out of bar fights like
“so i told her that… steve where are you going?… steve gdi COME BACK HERE not again!”
“THE LADY SAID SHE DIDN’T WANT A…
No. I’m already aware that she flirts with other men…. don’t care.
I’m not naive enough to think I’m the only man she’ll find attractive. And I’m not insecure enough to worry about them taking her from me. If they can pull my woman then they deserve to have her.
My sense of self worth is not tied to my relationship. I don’t need to be in a relationship to be happy.
I feel like everyone has two kinds of friends
- the friends you always babytalk and compliment constantly and hug and adore and would never say a rude word to
- the friends you greet like HEY FUCKTRUCK ANSWER YOUR GODDAMNED IMs OR I’M GONNA COME PISS IN YOUR KEYBOARD
REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.
STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD.
Being sexually attractive to your significant other is a pretty big reason.
If your partner stops finding you attractive just ‘cause you’re wearing pyjamas, then they sound pretty shit anyway.
before you get carried away w headcanons about how she’s the always well-behaved and utterly mild mannered member of the trio, please remember that hermione granger set a professor on fire in her first year
When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.
Australia will reach unlivable heats by 2090 unless we do something big about climate change. This ain’t ‘fear-mongering’. This is science giving us its measured estimates. It just turns out those estimates are terrifying.
“Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom.
omg this is still going
IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH.
Third time reblogging it today, and I regret nothing
Broke 5 Million!
WE HAVE TO KEEP GOING
why have i never added my AU-version…
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
You are not a failure.
Thank you 😔
Needed this.
Really needed to see this like moms apologized for not being able to afford it and I know in her heart she ment it. Shit ain’t all gravy but we still made it work
there are bugs that are literally, split down the middle, half male and half female, worms and snails that have both sets of genitalia, fish that just up and switch sexes when there’s a male or female space in their group that needs filling and you want me to believe that God hates all sorts of gender-bending in his children
I think you need to take a better look at God’s creation
You don’t even have to be religious to see these as amazing points
For the rebloggers: Make sure to put your country’s name in the tags.
do u ever have that one female character who u like that could literally beat u up and you’d say thanks
stealing confederate flags and lighting them on fire should truly be the new shit everybody is doing in 2k15
Yes
I live Georgia so that hella confederate flags.
Florida too smh
^^
This! Let’s make it a trend.
Don’t get killed doing this but burn away!
Well,
Here is a live English Bulldog puppy feed
*turns on adorable animal feeds and gives you soft pillows and blankets*
do not flirt with women when they are at work
do not take advantage of women who are in situations where they cannot say no or be blunt
honestly
Also at work they can’t leave. If you’re harassing a worker you’ve put them in a situation where they can’t remove themselves or respond in an appropriately angry manner without putting their jobs or safety in jeopardy. Stop that shit.