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imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them
imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful
i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
this gets funnier as the years go by
ok but does anyone else feel really bad for andrew garfield? it was literally his dream to play spiderman since he was a child and it’s not his fault they remade it too soon and sony did a shitty job. he was so excited to be in this movie that he showed up to comic con in a regular spiderman costume. and now he’s probably getting recast and he’s probably really upset about that, no matter how much you think the tasm movies were unnecessary or not-so-great.
shipping-that-cant-be-handled:
shipping-that-cant-be-handled:
May your next period be light and end quickly
This is literally now my favorite post ever, because its become thousands of reblogs consisting of passing on good fortune. Meanwhile many of y’all added your own comments saying your thanks, and continuing the chain by adding your own little bit of wishful thinking. You are all wonderful.
PLEASE GOD.
faun-songs:“faun-songs: “peggy keeping the pic of scowling squinty skinny steve from boot camp on her mirror is possibly the most heartbreaking thing ive ever seen ” i mean its IMPORTANT to me why…
It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago
how to piss someone off:
leave the door open
Honestly I want no part of any pro-vaccination discussion that does not explicitly address that autism is not a bad thing.
Because even when it’s not mentioned explicitly we all know that the only reason people don’t vaccinate their children is because they don’t want people like me to exist.
^^Wholeheartedly back this. If your reason for not vaccinating your child is a scientifically baseless fear that it will somehow make them autistic, you are suggesting that they, first of all, would be ‘broken’ if they were autistic, and, second of all, that you would love them less if they were autistic. This makes you a bad parent and also a very dubious person.
every time i point out that sexualising things explicitly linked to little girls/children is fucked up i get messages like “be careful not to kink shame!! uwu!!” go fuck yourselves you deserve to be shamed
Always remember that pedophilia isn’t a kink, it’s disgusting and scarring :)
When you discuss the wage gap, here are a few things to keep in mind:
- Only white women make $0.77 to a man’s dollar.
- Black women make about $0.68 to a man’s dollar.
- Latina women make about $0.58 to a man’s dollar.
Intersectionality matters.
I will keep reblogging this to point out that disabled people, including men, make 22 cents on the dollar. Mostly because it is legal to pay us below minimum wage, but whatevs.
Please. Please. Please. Stay away from heroin and meth. Please.
Don’t say “I just wanna try it once, I can control myself.” Don’t say it.
Just please don’t ever do those two drugs. Please.
Please
also drink water
Don’t take anything unless you know what it is, and don’t mix things, from personal experience it can end very badly
Heroin and meth made my life hell and I never touched them.
protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger
SHIT THOUGH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE?
Hello, I’m auditioning for John F. Kennedy and i will be singing Bulletproof by la roux
everyone who reblogs this is getting a high five and a one way ticket to hell
this website is full of 16-year-old children who take themselves very, very seriously and 20-somethings who cannot navigate adulthood if their lives depended on it
Never apologize for your giant dogs getting overexcited, if I get taken down by a 100 pound mass of fluff then that’s how I go.
Instead of having a new spiderman movie let’s have a new spiderwoman movie with scarlett johansson and have it be called “black widow”.
remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees
how many fucking people on this website wear glasses jfc
it’s always the leaves oh my god
Before I started watching SPN I kept seeing posts about someone “still in Hell,” and I kept seeing the expression “Team Free Will”
I thought Adam’s name was Will.
I thought a big part of SPN was the boys trying to save him
I laughed as hard as Satan.
Do you ever just want to watch a fanfic