Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

leftboob-enthusiast:

Okay so I bought a dress today (along with a pair of dark blue velvet pants they are great)

and it looks pretty normal, right?

WRONG

GREETINGS I HAVE COME TO LAY A CURSE UPON YOUR VILLAGE AND KISS ALL YOUR WOMEN

WANT

shanology:

touchyourblood:

smiledawson:

michacl:

how is screaming “I wanna suck your dick” to a band member you just met any different from someone catcalling you on the street

Read this
Read it again and again

Applies to actors, athletes, and other famous people as well.

Just because you’ve been fantasizing about them forever doesn’t mean that in their eyes, you’re anything more than a very creepy stranger sexually harassing them 

jenandriel:

darknessandnothingmore-nevermore:

jenandriel:

Hi I’m auditioning for the role of the students of the American education system and I’m going to be singing The Kids Aren’t Alright by Fall Out Boy

And I’m auditioning for the school board and I’ll be singing I Don’t Care by Fall Out Boy

dude i didn’t think someone could improve my post but somehow you managed to do so thank you for this

jipersnoeofficial:

officialcheesepolice:

jipersnoeofficial:

to all the people with shitty mums i want to make it known that i am your mum now

you are a 20 year old male

• I
• AM
• YOUR
• MOTHER
• NOW

lusciouslucky:

ackthrice:

I could do with a confidence boost as my aim by the end of the year is to be able to go out in public wearing skirts and stuff

Fuck gender roles

deadlysinsofsjws:

So much for trans men “getting all the support on tumblr”.

When Leelah died my dash was FULL of posts about her, immediately after her death.

Zander has died this Sunday and I have seen I think THREE posts about him in my dash since then.

Why are the people who spoke up about Leelah staying silent now?

- Sloth

shorm:

If you think that representation doesn’t matter, that’s probably because you’re already represented.

raremist:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

philscatwhiskers:

donvex:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

y’all keep saying that 2012 being the end of the world was a hoax but has any year since then actually felt real???

Please don’t do this.

I feel like it’s worth mentioning that many end of the world prophesies predicted the world wouldnt go in one big explosion, it would slowly descend into destruction. Usually preceded by weird weather.

Well shit

Been nice knowin’ y'all.

taireupmyheart:

artsyflight:

seerofsarcasm:

persystella:

groot is probs assumed to be male but tbh i figure groot is a lil genderless being. who needs the gender binary when you’re a celestial tree creature. riddle me that.

“Are you a boy, or a girl?”
“I am Groot.”

But like, didn’t Groot accidentally grab Gamora instead of Peter at the beginning? And Rocket was all “Learn genders already!” So like. Groot has no idea what gender is. Seems pretty canon to me?

^ this

herlevings:

if you have anxiety, and you did the thing you were dreading doing, i am proud of you

if you have panic disorder, and you breathed in and out and calmed yourself down today, i am proud of you

if you are depressed, and you got out of bed today, i am proud of you

if you are a living breathing human, and you faced your life today, i am so proud of you wow

Life is hard.  You faced it.  *long distance hug or a high five or approving bro-nod based on your preference*  You are awesome!

thereflectioneternal:

aelfcynn:

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

starsofthefallen:

clarknokent:

h0odrich:

i wish my bank account looked like my follower count 

more like my post count.

definitely my post count

g-retchenwieners:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

buttschmidts:

Do you want to know what real procrastination is?

I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse

../.— .- …/-. —- -/.-.. -.— .. -. —.

I am the procratination QUEEN

i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes

Do your homework

rachelbearenson:

honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension

affirm-ace-ions:

You can be asexual and still want to be a parent. Your sexuality does not determine what kind of lifestyle you will enjoy. There is nothing wrong with aces who want children, just like there is nothing wrong with aces who don’t.

millkjpg:

me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person

sealfie:

today at school it was very quiet and suddenly this guy’s Siri speaks out of nowhere and says “excuse me Sargent hugecock my internet is not working”

thereschemicalskeepingustogether:

mllesouthernbelle:

thereschemicalskeepingustogether:

thereschemicalskeepingustogether:

what do you call a pansexual man named nick who works at a cd store?

pan nick at the disc co.

Get the fuck out

fine, you want me to close the goddamn door too?

muppetsational:

ladyincarnadine:

beautiful-thorn-beastly-rose:

thetoolazytothinkupacoolnameblog:

theinsanerobin:

Now, look at this:

That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.

His body never was found.

Then, look at this:

An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.

Compare them:

He’s a motherfucking vampire

His beard in 2011 even grows the same way as the painting in 1530

I totally believe this to be true.

LIFE CANON ACCEPTED

cornflakepizza:

ladyamc1897:

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE READING FANFICTION AND A CHARACTER SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CUTE OR ANGSTY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY AND YOU JUST KINDA LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE TO CALM YOUR RAGING FEELS

#yep #i know a fic is quality when i have to walk it off