Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win: Archive

don’t try to guilt trip me i have no soul so it doesn’t work

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the-stars-descend:
the-stars-descend:
You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.
You know what that means?
You matter
this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

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the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:
hey
hey friend
dont kill yourself tonight ok
you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again
youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep
I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.
It is keeping me alive

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theapatheticstag:

jamesbleach:
onceuponakhaleesi:
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
luckydreaming:
Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white…

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Students: We still don't even know how to get checked into a hospital or how to pay taxes.
School system: But??? you know algebra! :) ur welcome

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theannieplanet:

theannieplanet:
before i started dating my boyfriend i had a dream that he asked me out and he said “what should i call you instead of boyfriend/girlfriend because youre agender” and i looked him straight in the eye and said “the vista cruiser”
update:

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zealouscorgi:

I don’t think I’ll ever be over the fact that my stepdad described pre-serum Steve Rogers as “tiny dandelion floof of concentrated righteous fury”

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#Steve Rogers

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#I have a photoset problem

novator:

I WENT TO VISIT MY GRANDMA AT THE NURSING HOME AND THE LADY LITERALLY DOESN’T KNOW POOP FROM APPLESAUCE BUT SHE MUST HAVE REMEMBERED ME BRINGING SOMEONE TO CHRISTMAS BECAUSE SHE’S LIKE “SO HOW’S KALEB” (AKA MY GIRLFRIEND, KAYLA) AND MY MOM WAS LIKE “SHE’S DATING A GIRL AND HER NAME IS KAYLA, MOM”
WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT MY GRANDMA WAS LIKE “OH HOW LOVELY. I WAS A LESBIAN ONCE YOU KNOW.”

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#i love epic tales

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magicalgirlwandamaximoff:

superhusbands4ever:

ink-splotch:

What if, when Petunia Dursley found a little boy on her front doorstep, she took him in? Not into the cupboard under the stairs, not into a twisted childhood of tarnished worth and neglect—what if she took him in?
…

WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GIVE ME FEELS ABOUT PETUNIA MOTHERFREAKING DURSLEY??????

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#Harry Potter

ororosmunroe:

ororosmunroe:
Asgardians don’t know about Beyoncé.
#this just occurred to me #like Thor is watching tv with Darcy who is watching random music videos #Who Run the World starts to play #and Thor is like #’Who is this fierce warrior? She leads her troops in a…

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#headcanon so fucking accepted

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#tw: suicide

The three stages of shipping.

saucefactory:

Stage 1: NOW KISS
Stage 2: NOW FUCK
Stage 3: NOW BREAK EACH OTHER’S HEARTS AND THEN MEND THEM SLOWLY WHILE TOUCHING EACH OTHER WITH REVERENT, TREMBLING HANDS

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catsandpoppunkbands:

piercethetrench:
I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SAY DRUMMERS AND BASSISTS DONT MATTER
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD A BEAUTIFUL BASS LINE?
EVER FELT A KICK DRUM IN YOUR CHEST?
I feel like this should be the opening to a pop punk version of colors of the wind

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the-uppity-b:

wanktissue:
i just heard a blood curdling scream coming from my sisters room so i ran in there all worried and she looks up from her laptop and whispered, “i liked one of his photos from 2009”
this gets funnier as the years go by

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forshadowedchaos:

purplespacecats:
Why do adults think “So what’s your major? Oh, and what are you going to do with that?” is acceptable small talk
What am I going to do with my degree? Hang it on the wall and cry, probably

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jennstarkid:

accioguitardis:
cyberunfamous:
trillow:
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the frick
IT SHOCKS NO ONE THAT AN ISLAND COSTS LESS THAN A COLLEGE EDUCATION IN AMERICA

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#hedgie #hedgehogs

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chief-pan:

spanishskulduggery:
amateurlanguager:
was trying to speak german today.
accidentally used several spanish words.
proceeded to curse.
in french.
whoops.
Someone once asked me if I spoke Chinese, in German, and I responded Sí un poco.
shout out to all of you for getting confused over the different languages you speak while I’m only kind of sure of where to put commas

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#we got snow today #it's almost april #i'm done

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#spaaaaace

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throyharper:

lighten-the-darkness:
a-promise-that-i-keep:
birdflashed:
maidenmothercronus:
inconvenientlylargelizard:
HOW TO CHEER UP IN 2 EASY STEPS
WHISPER “BEEP BOOP” TO YOURSELF.
REPEAT UNTIL NOT SAD.
((BUT WHY DOES THIS WORK??????))
1. plug your nose
2. say sneep snop
try saying ‘boopedeedoop’ in a really deep, manly voice
Try and say bubbles in the angriest voice you can
the last one will work I promise you

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#pitch perfect

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#perfection #THE ACCURACY #so fucking accurate

Rules my Grandma's Psychiatrist gave her in 56'

keepfitstayfab:

Get some cheap dishes and break them when you get upset.
Learn how to say “NO” and don’t feel guilty about it
Buy something frivolous for yourself once in awhile, like a new hat.
Never again do anything you don’t want to do.
that’s damn good advice

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#advice

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#music infographics

quasi-normalcy:

No, I’m serious, if women all got together and went into electrical engineering or automotive repair en masse, then ten years later people would be talking about how it was a “soft field” and it would pay proportionately less than other fields.
Likewise, if men moved en masse…

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#megamind

ladybons: