furiosa clocking max across the face with her LEFT ARM FIRST
furiosa not hesitating to pull the trigger (TWICE!!)
“THATS MY JACKET”
“wanna get that thing off your face?” - IMMEDIATE DEAL CLINCHER accompanied by DUN DUN DUNNN musical cue
the moment when max comes back from fixing the dragging fuel pod and he sees nux in the truck and he’s like hEY!! WATCH OUT oh wait you’ve got a knife at his throat already cool cool cool
“bullet farmers! they’re coming from the bullet farm!” “…..REALLY??”
max i s2g
furiosa and nux’s angry spitting match pls
the fact that furiosa’s arm is painted on the side of her rig oh my god i don’t even know what to say about this
“I need you here”
max’s face when she says that tbh
something that has me thinking and practically glowing with happiness is that we don’t really see the inside of the rig when furiosa is bargaining with the motorcycle gang, so as things are slowly going to shit and she’s considering yelling out to max he must be feeling it too because the rig immediately starts moving when she screams
so he’s got to have climbed out of the hold by then, waiting crouched by the seat so he’s invisible but still ready to input the sequence because she trusted him and he has a job to do
and i love that they don’t show it to us i love that the rig just starts moving
i dont know why im so weak about this ANYWAY
the fucking look between them when she gets back in the rig and he just wordlessly hands her a gun
HANDS HER A GUN
like he hasn’t just met her, like they didn’t just try to kill each other, like he hasn’t just spent 10 minutes looking for all the wepons stashed away in the truck (also just the fact that furiosa has like 20 guns within arms reach all the time always makes me so happy)
so literally two minutes after she takes a huge leap of faith and teaches him the sequence to the rig he immediately shows that not only is he worthy of that trust but he’s able to pay it back in kind oh boy
honestly furiosa treats him like a human being and he remembers he is one im really upset about this what the fuck
max reloading a rifle one handed for furiosa while driving god god god
MAX SMILING AT SPLENDID MAX WORRYING ABOUT EVERYONE’S SAFETY OH MY GOD
when they dig the truck out of the mud the first time and it drives away, max and furiosa stare at each other for a second before going wait who the fuck is driving????
(sike it’s nux)
perfect
“DONT BREATHE”
PERFECT
the way that moment isn’t played for humor is just a++ sure he rolls his eyes a little but only because he can feel her behind him all jittery and itching to take the shot and he’s just like fine you’re better at this anyway just take the damn gun and stop hovering and eventually FINE you can use me as a mount too FINE GOD how did i even sign up for this
the way the squad uses mothers milk:
1. to cool down engines
2. to wash blood off faces GOD BLESS
MAX BRINGING NUX A BOOT?? IM INCONSOLABLE
furiosa throwing herself on cheedo to shield her from bullets !!!!!
max and the fucking tree true love honestly
NUX NOT KNOWING WHAT A TREE IS i laughed and cried at the same time
nux still calling max “blood bag” but not in a derogatory way anymore and max responding?? why is this cute and terrible at the same time???
max jerking awake from a nightmare ready to fucking hit someone in the face and furiosa not even getting startled, just “shh, get some rest” LIKE WHERE DO YOU GUYS GET OFF BEING THIS FUCKING GENTLE WITH EACH OTHER ????? YOU JUST MET!!! HOW DARE ???
so when max chases them down across the salt flats and floats the idea of turning back and furiosa goes ok but then what???
i love love love that max doesn’t answer because he has no idea but the whole squad chips in instead of him like “oh nux will take us” “there is water and green we can grow food” “just like the old days yaaaay” “KABOOM”
his silence is just so perfect in that scene like max just throws the idea out there and everyone else makes a plan out of it and he just ends up going “yES AWESOME!! ALL VERY GOOD IDEAS!!! HOW ABOUT THAT?? SHOULD WE DO THAT?? WHAT DO YOU SAY???”
im so happy
“something like redemption”
“together”
THE HAND CLASP
THE HA ND CLASP!!!!!!!
im a husk of a person let me die
max relieving nux from engine spitting duty and petting his head before telling him to go inside!!!
max and furiosa CONSTANTLY SAVING EACH OTHER like you won’t realize how frequently this happens until you start keeping count but it’s literally like 10 times each ???
“THAT’S MY CAAAR” oh honey
the little running jump side tackle thing max does to knock a guy off the truck uwu
furiosa’s knife throw honestly
furiosa screaming bloody murder when she thinks she dropped max
NUX SAVING MAX??? when the fuck did they become a family????
cheedo tricking rictus to save furiosa what a perfect move in light of her previous scenes
max and furiosa’s fight scenes towards the end spliced together oh my god the the parallels are beautiful to watch
furiosa’s beautiful legendary screaming headbutt
“REMEMBER ME?” yes i will remember this until i die and probably after
toast spitting on immortan’s body GOD YES
rictus’ steve holt-esque RICTUUUUUS yell while ripping a fucking engine apart with his bare hands are you kidding me
and just how fucking gentle max is with furiosa in the end his soft little ‘hey hey hey’s like please please please
so quiet and soft even though he’s fidgeting and freaking the fuck out and mumbling under his breath he is gentle not just with furiosa but with the girls as well
saying please and thank you when they help him out, cupping furiosa’s head, touching her face, constantly talking to her, reassuring her, APOLOGIZING???? TWICE???
once when he’s re-inflating her lungs and the second time when he’s putting the needle in her arm im hugely upset about this
“IM SO SORRY”
HONESTLY DON’T
“take me home, take me home”
ohhhhh my god
ohHHHHH MY GOD
and max’s 0 fucking hesitation to give her his blood the second she passes out. honestly he doesn’t even take a second to think about it. even though he’s been in fucking chains because of his blood, been called “blood bag” the whole movie, been treated like livestock, he doesn’t even hesitate. his choice is already made the second the idea occurs to him. im just really sad because it speaks volumes to how liberally humans are capable of giving when they are allowed a choice and this fucks me up big time im really not fine
“Max. My name is max. That’s my name”
nodding to himself like he’s finally convinced
“what’s your name?” “does it matter?”
IT MATTERS FRIENDS IT FINALLY MATTERS
THAT FINAL LOOK OF MUTUAL THANKS AND SOFT SMILES
WHEN WILL THIS MOVIE LET ME LIVE
NEVER IT WILL NEVER LET ME LIVE
My favorite part was when The Dag turns around to look at Furiosa after she was stabbed and the music gets all heavy, the other cars pull in front of them, it seems like everything that can go wrong did go wrong and for like a fraction of a second you just think like, “this movie has averted cliches and tropes left and right, what if they really lose?” And then Nux. He fixes the engine and they pull back ahead. I’m sorry but that is just the fucking best.
Had to reblogging again for that^^^ cuz I got the same exact feeling when I first watched it. In fact I still get twinges of “uh oh. What if this time around they-” That is a sure sign of fucking awesome writing. FOR REAL.
This is the kind of thing that young people have been asking for, forever. If enough young people come out and vote, Saskatchewan could make this happen. If this happens there it could spread across this country. We need to support parties that are acting in our best interests.
The Saskatchewan election is on April 4th, 2016. It is an election between the Centre-Right, conservative, Sask Party and the Centre-Left, progressive, NDP Saskatchewan party.
I’d appreciate it if everyone could share this; Canadian or not.
Saskatchewan’s population is only 1.1 million people. The wider this is spread the better chance it’ll reach Saskatchewan voters in time for the election. Because of its small population, individual votes will matter a lot more, particularly in rural ridings. Canadian elections elect members of legislature individually in a set region (called ridings) so your vote counts for more than it would in an election for a single leader candidate. A party just needs more MLA’s elected than the other party to govern.
The NDP has a good platform so far, but this promise in particular has the potential to have the greatest impact for young Canadians. I’d also encourage those who live in Saskatchewan to volunteer with the NDP and try to convince family and friends to support them too. The sask party has strong support in the province, but the youth could help close that gap.
If policies like this are implemented across Canada it may even put international pressure on the USA or other countries to make university more affordable or free.
As somebody not from Saskatchewan, I think I speak for most of the rest of Canada when I say that Brad Wall sounds like a real douche canoe and I hope y'all can get rid of him.
yo “useless” implies incompetence and that’s letting GCPD off easy, they’re not incompetent buffoons who suck too hard to do their job properly, they’re corrupt stooges who intentionally, on purpose, allow the powerful and the mafia to exploit the working class until they’re desperate enough to become henchmen or petty thieves like the guy who killed the Waynes. Aside from the mafia and costumed villains, the Gotham City Police (bar Jim Gordon) are some of Batman’s most hated enemies.
^^^^^^^^
There’s an enormous difference between ‘well-meaning but incompetent’ and ‘corrupt asshole’
“Bisexuals always end up picking a side” Yaa all those fake bisexuals meeting the love of their life and staying together forever and getting married and being happy with only one person those assholes
Florence + the Machine has three moods: float etheral and untouchable through a misty forest, twirl in a magnificent waltz of joy through the stars of the universe, or sMASH SHIT GET HIT HERE’S THE HURRICANE SUCKAS
au where the trojan war is a party menelaus throws to win back his girlfriend who left him for some douchebag and he ropes all his friends into helping him and wacky shenanigans happen and a running gag is that odysseus doesn’t even want to be there he’s got shit to do and at the end he gets stuck in traffic on the way home
on the way home odysseus gets into a very minor fender bender that’s more like a fender bumper with some shit driver who is almost DEFINITELY high. and it’s all this guy’s fault but he won’t stop screaming about how he’s gonna fucking sue and odysseus just wants to go the fuck home and the guy goes “I’M FILING THE POLICE REPORT WHO ARE YOU” and odysseus is just so done that he says “nobody” and drives the fuck off and this completely tripping guy ends up screaming to the police at the side of the road at like three in the morning “NOBODY CRASHED INTO MY CAR!!!!!”
vampire:
honestly it's not my fault like by now you should have expected something like that and known to... not grab anything i'm drinking then try to drink it
their friend:
i wasn't. paying attention. warm. it was warm. in a mug. like coffee. who puts blood in a mug? warm blood? just drinks it? from a mug? like someone would do with coffee?
vampire:
...
vampire:
i mean.. who drinks blood that's cold-
their friend:
i could have DRANK that
vampire, sighing, wearily sipping from their mug:
but you didn't, your day can only get better from here, and now you have a story to tell at parties
So I’ve seen a lot of very articulate shouting about lack of LGBT+ presence in media lately (there’s a show with a ship called Clexa and…that’s not a show I watch but I feel for the fans) and I have a question. I’ve been toying with the idea of a novel that’s basically “In which a bisexual technopath and her walking taser girlfriend go out and take down a corrupt government together” and I was curious if that was something people would be interested in?
*curtsies* Mighty duke, I've been taught at school that the balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet is actually a sonnet, but you recently assured that this is incorrect. Could you please explain why? I'm starting to doubt everything my teacher says
*Curtsies* First things first: There is no such thing as ‘the balcony scene.’ Calling it ‘the balcony scene’ is a misnomer because there’s no actual balcony involved. ‘Balcony’ wasn’t even really used as a word until about the 1610s; Romeo and Juliet was written in the 1590s. Romeo says “What light through yonder window breaks?” She’s at a window. Not on a fuckin’ balcony. That’s people conflating what we have of the text and what we *think* we know of early modern theatre architecture and creating a balcony where no balcony exists in the world of the play. So that’s the first problem. Second problem: Romeo and Juliet do speak a sonnet together but it’s in the scene at the Capulets’ ball when they first meet, not in the incorrectly-termed ‘balcony’ scene. (It’s Act I, Scene 5 and it starts with If I profane with my unworthiest hand if you’re looking for it.) Yes, there is a sonnet. No, there is no balcony. And there definitely isn’t a sonnet on a balcony at any point.
Your abuser’s trauma doesn’t justify them abusing you.
Your abuser’s trauma doesn’t justify them abusing you.
Your abuser’s trauma doesn’t justify them abusing you.
Your abuser’s trauma doesn’t justify them abusing you.
Your abuser’s trauma doesn’t justify them abusing you.
Your abuser’s trauma doesn’t justify them abusing you.
Your abuser’s trauma doesn’t justify them abusing you.
Your abuser’s trauma doesn’t justify them abusing you.
Your abuser’s trauma doesn’t justify them abusing you.
the funniest and best thing i’ve learned while doing research for this shakespeare project is that in the late 19th century, there was this group called the american acclimatization society and their thing was bringing european plants and animals to the u.s. so one member was this guy named eugene schieffelin and he was like obsessed with shakespeare, so he went, “hey, wouldn’t it be cool if we tracked down EVERY SPECIES OF BIRD SHAKESPEARE EVER MENTIONED and brought them ALL to America” so he rounded up like a hundred European starlings and released them in central park, and now there are upwards of 200 million starlings in North America and they cause around $1 billion worth of damage to crops every year, all because shakespeare mentioned them exactly ONCE in Henry IV part 1
And then like twenty years later, because New Yorkers apparently HADN’T LEARNED ANYTHING FROM THIS MISTAKE…
Some people decided that Stanley Park in Vancouver just wasn’t a fun enough park without some cool squirrel like those grey squirrels hanging around in Central Park, and SHIPPED US A BUNCH OF SQUIRRELS AS A PRESENT.
Which the people of Vancouver responded with ‘wow, great idea, thanks!’ and then released the squirrels.
The Eastern Grey Squirrel is now one of the most pervasive invasive species in BC, and has totally decimated the population of native red squirrels, both by out-competing them for food resources and EATING THEIR BABIES.
I wear glasses. Can I manage without glasses? Well, yes, probably. I could squint a lot, constantly move up close to anything I want to see, take the bus or a taxi if I want to go anywhere. I could just accept that I’ll never be able to see eagles flying in the sky or whales jumping out of the ocean.
But why? Why try so hard to manage life when I could just put on a pair of glasses? No one would ever suggest a near-sighted person should just work harder. No one would say ‘Maybe that’s just your normal’ to someone that needs glasses. They would say ‘Let’s go to the eye doctor and get you a prescription so you’re able to see again.’
You shouldn’t have to try so hard.
”—
My doctor (paraphrased), when I expressed doubts about going back on an anti-depressant. (via
This is such a good analogy because nobody thinks about it like this. If you wear glasses, you literally need constant use of a medical aid to experience the world like most people do. If it were anything besides glasses, that would be considered a disability. But needing glasses is an extremely common, visible, and accepted form of disability to the point that we don’t even consider it one, we just accept that some people need glasses and that’s perfectly normal and there’s nothing wrong with needing to rely on them.
That is how all disabilities and illnesses should be seen, and how we should look at treatment for them. You have a problem, and you need help dealing with it, and there’s nothing wrong with either of those things. That’s perfectly normal and that’s okay.
if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
Bernie Sanders is not out of the race. GET OUT THERE AND VOTE!
Just because the media only covers Hillary doesn’t not mean that Bernie is out.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE UP ON HIM.
He’s not pulling out of the race or giving up, so WE CANNOT GIVE UP ON HIM!!!
Actually, Bernie has more delegates and superdelegates (800) right now than Trump does (621). Cruz currently has 396, and the media still considers HIM to be a contender in HIS race.
Bernie is doing better than Obama was at this point in the race in 2008 :) Don’t let the corporate media make you give up! VOTE!
Does anyone else remember the time that Bryke was mad at the Avatar toyline? Because the company just kept demanding more and more ludicrous ideas for action figures? (But still refused to make female action figures.)
And one day, the company asked them to make a battle outfit for Aang.
And Bryke was just like, “…The airbenders were pacifists?”
And the toy company was like, “Just give us something!”
So Bryke literally told everyone in the studio to come up with all of these ridiculous ideas and they actually combined them all together and made this:
Needless to say the toy wasn’t passed.
I think about this a lot.
this is just the classiest and most hilarious “FUCK YOU” ever
the tidal wave of hate for halsey was one of the weirdest things i’ve ever witnessed on this site. during the time in between room 93′s release and badlands’s hype, she was admittedly less popular, but people were psyched. here was a black, bisexual, bipolar young girl who was incredibly open about her identity, who was advocating for herself and finding moderate success, and it was really cool to see.
and then people started disliking her really loudly and vehemently, and it became the Fun Cool Popular thing to do. it was so strange. when she released the wlw version of the “ghost” video there were SO many people accusing her of seeking attention, pandering for views, “acting” gay, etc. there’s been an incredible amount of racism. there have been an incredible amount of people Calling Her Out for writing about her experiences of not being neurotypical. it’s so fucking frustrating to watch and frankly she deserves better.
like, this happened less than a week ago: she admitted that she’d attempted suicide after her bipolar diagnosis, and 90% of the responses on twitter were “good,” “who stopped her,” etc. i’m so angry that this girl is only 21 and she’s being put through so much shit.
i find the idea of platonic soul mates so fucking amazing, like imagine finding someone who you feel complete with but you don’t have to worry about losing them to messy romance because they’ll be your best friend forever instead
