Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

fireflyca:

osointricate:

winjennster:

majesticduxk:

tsuki-chibi:

sakuai1:

dayanknight:

why-do-you-want-my-user-name:

winchesterenthusiast:

deanscolette:

bradburydiary:

booflo62:

megara09:

nekithamajere:

standbyyourmantis:

emospritelet:

deariedoo:

the960writers:

emirael:

scarvesandcelery:

deathchrist2000:

wackd:

philsandifer:

creepingmonsterism:

mrnelson007:

unconqueredcats:

ununnilium:

justusinheretogether:

erikadprice:

writerfan2013:

holyromanempress:

ninjacookiexd:

ryttu3k:

thatpersonrightbehindyou:

glitchboygirlidek:

periegesisvoid:

jewishzevran:

turbomun:

under-the-bed-tales:

octoblets:

prismportrait:

frankpanioncube:

papyrusthegreatskelenton:

older-and-more-determined:

demmyguard:

ask-shadowknight-of-the-stars:

smollizardandrobot:

therealshootingstar:

toastyhat:

fatal-blow:

g-g-freak:

cameoappearance:

thegladhatter:

casketscratcher:

blackcrowcalling:

“Well, fuck.”

“USE THE SPOONS”

“oops okay nevermind”

“throw things together”

There we… are?

“Just fake it”

“Someone should cry.”

“I’m very tired”

“Ok gotta scribble…”

Okay, which ship?

“goodbye, lettuce friend.”

“This is shit”

“Writers block why!?”

Undergrads will SUFFER

Long winded, commas

“Where’s the eraser”

How do ending

DONT STOP ME

what middle?

fuck fuck fuck

Not enough smut

needs more plot

LOUD FRANTIC SCREAMING

So much sin

Stream of consciousness

Peril solves everything

who did this

The blueprint’s done…

Fiction about fiction.

wut r werds

How’d THAT happen?

Metafiction, sprituality, lesbians

Shit, almost dinnertime.

It’s one am

LET ME SLEEP!!!!!!

Help. Help. Help.

Understate your understatements.

Fucking write already!

annoyingly blank page

Angst AGAIN, seriously?

Make it smuttier

Angst, ANGST, humour

Just end already!

the end, probably.

well… fuck it 

oh…that wasn’t supposed to happen….

oh well

“well, I tried.”

“This isn’t working”

What the f**k?

This…I…Huh?

Yeah, fuck it

…that could work

FUCK YOU DEAN

I added more

wordy angst curve

Time for sadism

enoughtohold:

god i HATE the way crime shows aggressively push the idea that only guilty people (or occasionally innocent but morally repugnant people) want lawyers when talking to the police.

it’s one of the most harmful lies on tv honestly because it encourages real people to waive their right to counsel making it vastly easier for cops to take advantage of them, lie to them, railroad them etc. regardless of your guilt or innocence, if you’re suspected of a crime, you need a lawyer.

shelomit-bat-dvorah:

five-bi-five:

jewish-privilege:

animatedamerican:

withbloodinherteeth:

slagarthefox:

amemait:

just-shower-thoughts:

There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.

Uh, no, you’re so wrong? Everybody knows that Jesus drove a Honda, but he didn’t like to talk about it?

From John 12:49 ‘For I do not speak of my own Accord…’

That is brilliant and this post is an example of the right way to do religious jokes are are actually funny without being preachy nor offensive. 

prosperosfootnotes, pieandhotdogs

Maybe Jesus didn’t like to talk about it because it wasn’t the same kind of car as his Dad’s.

Because as we all know, God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in His Fury.

Nah, clearly God drives Dodge pickup trucks, because Moshe’s people are told not to approach the mountain “until the Ram’s horn sounds a long blast” -Exodus 19:13. 

fUCK YOU ALL

fialleril, I am embarrassed to report that it got better.

fishyfellow:

snorlaxatives:

the-little-engine-that-couldnt:

snorlaxatives:

good morning cruel world

Don’t you mean goodbye?

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

This really cheered me up

sourcedumal:

prongsmydeer:

Being a procrastinator with a violent fear of failure is almost hilarious because like 80% of the time I’m like “I’m not even going to think about this” and then there’s like a distinct moment when everything switches and it turns to “I can’t fail oh my god I need to turn this into an A in like a day why am I like this”

askptalinda:

warriorscatsconfessions:

violetwitchcraft:

squigglydigg:

rp-puckerman:

instead of that “write an about me” meme going around, people should write a review, like on the back of a book cover, about me and i’ll put it on my blog. 

examples:

• she is so cool - anonymous
  
• definitely not thirsty - anonymous
• who are you and why are you in my house? - my mum

PLEASE DO THIS. I WILL PUT THE BEST ONES ON MY BLOG DESCRIPTION

Omg this is amazing

I know this blog is run by 4 mods, but maybe it could still work, DO IT ~cf

Oh my lord please do you guys I want to see this

newborndropletsofice:

thoodleoo:

do you ever read an article so bad that it makes you want to get a PhD so that you can publish a response and thinkshame the author’s opinions with authority

“thinkshame” is officially the greatest word we’ve come up with as a species.

dinascully:

fabulousworkinprogress:

lilystarlace:

homojabi:

Seriously though, the easiest way to piss off a rich person is to own something expensive as a poor person—they literally think that they’re the only people who deserve nice things and will argue that you deserve to starve and die for it.

Three times in my life, my mom has saved up for 6-13 months to make big purchases for me.

The first, once she heard about the ps3 coming out, she starting saving. By the time my birthday rolled around, almost a year after it came out, she had bought it for me. The second time, she bought me a flat screen 30" tv from a pawn shop as a graduation gift. She wanted me to be able to comfortably see the tv/play the game she got me while I was away for school instead of using our tiny tube tv. The third time is the most recent; she asked my brother to take her to the Air Force base and use her card to buy a ps4 for me so that they could use his military discount. It was my christmas present just after the system came out.

I’ve had people from high school til now tell me that if I wanted to live or have money I’d sell all of my belongings. To wealthy people, poor people should look poor at all times. They should have bare studio apartments with blankets for a bed and wear rags and walk everywhere they go. I’m sure they’d prefer it if we didn’t have shoes too. Goodness forbid we do anything nice for ourselves or someone gives us a gift that we don’t immediately go sell. It’s infuriating and depressing all at once.

Shout out to everyone who has ever had this problem. Seriously. This just in, poor people can have nice things, we just tend to have them more rarely and without disposing of them until we absolutely have to. That luxury car is a hand-me-down, the Calvin Klein shirt is from a bin sale at Sam’s Club, and that TV was something we could only get in a tiny window of sales after Christmas, with money that had been given to us for the purpose of selecting a gift. 

This shit happens fucking constantly. 

God this is important and it’s also worth pointing out that THINGS…. are often affordable. phones are affordable at a discount with various plans from providers, electronics are on sale all the time, a ONE TIME purchase is often affordable.

what isn’t affordable: the rising costs of rent, the rising costs of food, car payments and car-fixing expenses if you can only afford to buy a cheap used car in the first place, a wardrobe nice enough to wear to a job interview and to the office every day after that, medical procedures and medicine if you live in the states and don’t have amazing insurance.

THINGS are often affordable. LIVING is barely affordable.

and by the way, having a smartphone and a computer is not even a luxury these days. you pretty much HAVE to have those for work/school/communication these days. they are basic necessities for anyone trying to get out of poverty.

OOOH THAT LAST ONE.  YES.

Things are often doable.  It’s the things that have to happen for life that cause issues.  Do you know how much food costs?  Rent?  Utilities?  Medical care?  Wow, I am so angry, I’m gonna go fight everybody ever.

i-will-not-be-caged:

machine-dove:

irisparry:

walthassr:

irisparry:

iamyourownforever:

irisparry:

good morning I love sam wilson

Good afternoon, me too. 

good evening, just checking in, I still love sam wilson, you? good. sam wilson though. I mean, wow. sam. wilson.

salutations i’m just poping in to agree. sam wilson. what a great. just. how wonderful it is to live in a world with sam wilson in it. i love sam wilson.

these are all excellent points, thank you. sam wilson is also excellent. e x c e l l e n t. I am thankful for him also.

But have you stopped to consider…Sam Wilson?  Gosh Sam Wilson is the greatest.

Sam Wilson is the greatest good we’re ever gonna get.

uhmeliamay:

if something has hidden pockets in it i am 1000000% more likely to buy it

primarybufferpanel:

hope-deferred-inc:

ginnydear:

i cannot stress this enough, young ladies. 

find a slightly older female friend. like… two to ten years older than you. they will save your life, they will teach you so much, they will give you such great life lessons. they are so vital and helpful and important. 

And don’t worry if the person is married or has kids. One day you may find yourself in that stage needing advice

My knitting group is so full of diverse life experience, it’s a really wonderful place

gwendolinechristie:

when u get an ask: kill bill sirens

when the ask turns out to be positive: oh

wildehacked:

deputychairman:

niamhermind:

sharpestrose:

mercy-misrule:

what i want from the finn/poe, finn/rey and finn/rey/poe side of star wars fandom

less weirdly sugary fluff pieces

more working with the fact that its poe is a mouthy risk taker who will throw himself into danger

that finn is quick and clever and willing to do hard things for the right thing, even when it terrifies him

that rey has eaten a dude. i mean, ok no, but she’s so fucking scrappy and vicious and kind. She’s a lot of things all the time.

I don’t know I just want more variety in the stories told about them

and that, as @sharpestrose said, all three of these people would steal a car with the littlest of provocations. don’t just slot them into ‘innocent fluffy bunnies with sad backstories’

all three of them are scrappy as hell, and its delightful

They pretty much do all steal cars in the course of the film. Finn steals two.

Like they had good cause and all but still. 

Finn breaks, as far as he has been taught all his life, a terrorist out of military prison. They steal the fastest car they can find and blow up as much shit as they can on their way out. They total the car immediately. He starts several fights in a local marketplace, meets a girl in those fights and they immediately steal her bosses antique car. They meet a con man while he is stealing what he claims is his antique car from them. They sick killer monsters on his justifiably angry customers and hitch a ride with him. He knows someone who can hook them up with another stolen car. Things don’t quite work out when Finn turns down a job offer and they are only saved from Finns old boss by the old dude’s old lady who seems to be running a chop shop come revolutionary army. Finns first friend is a hoon in his shiny black muscle car. They blow up pretty much everywhere they go after that.

Rebellion, resistance, violent revolution, baby! Bring it on!

I love all of this, but also let me beam with pride and love and say that I am

ALWAYS HERE FOR REY EATING A DUDE.

anarmyofpenguins:

I am flipping through an old history textbook I used when I was a kid

in the chapter about the Constitutional Convention, there’s a few paragraphs about Alexander Hamilton

and the first line of that section is just “Alexander Hamilton did not help the situation.” 

beyoncebadu:

nicknamenyquil:

You don’t have to sexualize fat girls to compliment them.

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just-shower-thoughts:

America, you’re very entertaining but we worry about you a lot.

wombatking:

constancebone-acieux:

Fic where all of the Avengers are trying to teach tech stuff to Steve (especially Tony who just gets so annoyed at his apparent tech incompetence) but he just seems super hopeless at it until one day one of them stumbles across a youtube account that’s filled with a series of videos titled ‘How Long Can I Keep My Friends Convinced I Have No Idea What Technology Is’ and it turns out he’s been gaming them for YT hits for months.

“How do I make the Google do the thing” has over 30 million hits alone. 

typewriterdaily:

cesiumadventures:

when you see something that reminds you of a partner/loved one and you send them a link to it that’s a form of gift-giving (preserving the meaning and thoughtfulness behind “i saw this and i thought you would like it”) without costing money, and i think that’s a cool thing to talk about re: love in the digital age that’s not “millennials look at their phones too much and it’s destroying relationships” 

absolutely. some of the best texts i get are the ones that are “i saw this and it reminded me of you.” i think that’s huge.

livepositivelyfit:

If you fucked up today, that’s okay. You’re still smart, and good, and people still love you.

If you’re in a dark place today, that’s okay. Even if you feel like you can’t get out of bed, and all you can do is breathe, that’s okay. You breathe, take the time you need, and we’ll be here when you’re ready. 

Every day is a battle. On some, you demolish whatever’s ahead of you. On others, you just have to hang on for dear life. Either way, you’re a warrior. Don’t forget it. 

deathcomes4u:

robotsandfrippary:

vantwinblade:

twodefenestrate:

chum-personable:

pyreo:

nobodytoldthehorse:

hihiyas:

the-devils-dandy:

amuseoffyre:

afoxnamedmulder:

“Which author would you want to bring into 2015″ is such a hard question to answer I mean you could watch Arthur Conan Doyle despair over everything Sherlock Holmes within the last century or you could present Douglas Adams with an iPad

I would quite like to unleash Dickens on the Tories.

imagine William Shakespeare in the age of social media. 24/7 supreme dick jokes and the world celebrates.

Victor Hugo vs Twitter’s 140 character limit

Okay but Oscar Wilde on Instagram

Give Asimov an actual real robot

Show Lovecraft a mixed-race president and watch him shit himself in fear and anger

Introduce Mark Twain to Stephen Colbert, preferably in front of a live audience

All of these. And bring Dumas to meet Obama.

Lord Byron and facebook.

Show Tolkien the movies they made of his books

belljarsandrabbitholes:

tittyshield:

my-nameless-bliss:

“oh, you’re bi? so will you have a threeway with me and my gf?”

“why, you can’t satisfy her on your own?”

this is my new response to this question

Omg thank you! This is beautiful