Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win
Month
when your otp does the kissey kissey and your heart does the screamy screamy
IM GONNA FUCKING CHOKE
other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and soulful movie soundtracks
and then there’s canada
so are we gonna discuss how fucked up it is that women have to wear makeup to be taken seriously at work and job interviews but if a woman has a genuine interest in and enjoyment of cosmetics she is written off as shallow, vain, and stupid, and consequently not taken seriously
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
NaBrO
i’m done with all of you
So I finally found the science side
I’m watching the Age of Ultron trailer again and noticed that there are two brunettes at Stark Tower during the Avengers’ party. One I know is Maria Hill, but who is the second? Jane Foster? Oh god, please let it be Darcy.
when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face
she said “here’s your party hat”
and i was already trippin balls so I said
“yaAAY paaaarty”
and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug
i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope
Why do some Targets have those big red concrete orbs out in front of them what purpose do those big red concrete orbs serve
Friendly reminder that Jemma Simmons never saw Fitz at his “worst”. He got worse after Simmons left, according to Coulson, and we can assume fake!Simmons didn’t show up until real!Simmons was gone. So for all we know, what we see as progress for Fitz at the moment might look like backtracking to Jemma. He very well could be acting worse at the moment than he did when she last saw him.
- super loyal
- always wants to do the right thing but doesn’t always know what the right thing is
- is cute as fuck
- self sacrificing
- bad at flirting
- has a generally adorable personality
- is a shit liar
am i talking about steve rogers or jemma simmons
you will never know
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:
So i was snapchatting with a friend…
when i remembered that my mom was going to take me out somewhere
this… this wasnt supposed to get notes…
stop reblogging my mistakes
why is this back i thought it died
- so i’m just saying…
- iron man: in 4 movies, has a series
- thor: in 3 movies, has a series
- captain america: in 3 movies, has a series
- hulk: in 2 movies, series in the works
- coulson: in 4 movies, has a tv show
- maria hill: in 2 movies, 2 episodes, no series
- black widow: in 3 movies, no series
- do you see a fucking problem?
- because i see a fucking problem
- i’m not asking for a lot
- just one fucking movie
- with a female protagonist
- why
- the
- fuck
- won’t
- you
- give
- me
- this
If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?
If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?
I’ll reblog this every time.
