Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

little-purple-people:

silently—drowning:

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

I think this is my favourite tumblr post of all time

kairibloodheart:

gwaindrifter:

You know everyone is clamoring for Disney to go back to 2D animation, but what about Dreamworks?

I mean

This shit

was beautiful.

Every big animation studio needs to be doing 2D AND 3D animation

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

susiron:

lovelynobody00:

moriarty:

how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off

its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones

the southern isles send their regards

#did no one watch beauty and the beast#or fuckin lion king#scar threw his fuckin brother into the bufflow freeway

BUFFALO FREEWAY

orphanblaque:

when singing a duet by oneself, it is the parts one chooses to sing when differing lyrics are overlapping that show us who we really are

unsaturated-mangravy:

I think that if they make abortion illegal, they should make men deserting women who they got pregnant illegal as well. Because if a woman can’t back out of a pregnancy a man shouldn’t be able to either.

officialalltimelow:

alexgaskarthdoingthings:

So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg

This is my favourite post of all time.

fioras-writing:

You know, I image Darcy being relatively quiet about the day she tased Thor. But Thor being the one who tells this story at every opportunity (and it gets a bit wilder with every retelling, Darcy and Jane kind of want to call him out on that, but he LOVES this story so much. So they don’t.)

americachavez:

never forget natasha romanoff was the person who actually saved the world in the avengers tony just stopped his own government from nuking new york but natasha saved the ENTIRE WORLD tell me more about how natasha is useless and boring I’ll fight you

snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

futurebatgirl:

patrexes:

4sensesplusascarf:

Whenever I hear people say that classical music is boring I just want to remind them that Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture called for a cannon to be fired a total of 16 times.

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give-me-all-the-hetalia-boys:

wilwheaton:

autumnyte:

fasterwouldbebetter:

Forever reblog.

You can hear him say oh snap

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

supertrout95:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

9 hours of studying and I can’t remember my own name but I can remember how to kill a man using a toothbrush so there’s that

the hell kind of classes are you taking?

I’m a forensic criminologist our slogan is “can’t run fast enough to be a serial killer so I’ll just help the police catch them”