One thing I’ve learned: when people end whatever they’re saying with “idk, I’m probably not making any sense,” it usually means they are telling you something very close and personal to them, something that’s such an integral part of their being that they have trouble putting it into words that do it justice.
Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
they apollo-gize!!
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
REVIEW: Marvel’s Agent Carter
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damn right
dAMN RIGHT
DAMN RIGHT
Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)
“Recency illusion is the belief or impression that something is of recent origin when it is in fact long-established.”
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i love pulling out ancient quotes like this whenever someone starts complaining about This Generation and how we’re ruining the world
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DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS?
YEAH THE NATIONAL CATHEDRAL WAS HAVING IT’S FIRST EVER MUSLIM PRAYER
HUGE RIGHT? Well this lady comes in during the prayer and shouts, “Jesus Christ died on that cross over there!” He is the reason why we are to worship only him. Jesus Christ is our lord and savior!”
guess who
She’s also this woman…
the legend continues
and the devil laughs
don’t fucking tell me that my talent is a “blessing” or a “gift.” it wasn’t given to me at all. i got to where i am today because i picked up a crayon in kindergarten and i haven’t put it down for 20 fucking years, not because some supernatural entity decided to sprinkle a little magic talent dust into my dna
“I wish I could draw!” No you don’t or you’d be drawing right now, you just wish drawing was easy.
SOMEONE SAID IT
Ok, so I know this is old as hell, but I had a bout of insomnia and revisited the Avengers movie and I need to talk about Natasha Romanoff.
First of all… everyone bitches about her suit and I just. I feel that’s unfair. Like, Cap wears a skintight suit too, and excess…
there’s too many labels for sexuality like fuck just go for who you like
I can stomach bro-type boys who actually are quite sweet and loveable beneath their bro exterior significantly more than like, guys who study philosophy and write “poetry” but beneath it all actually have the skewed moral compass and heedless self absorption of your common or garden bro.
A relationship should be about building each other up, together as a team.
Don’t be in a relationship if it doesn’t improve your life over being single.
it’s ok to be with yourself.
Read this. And then read it again.
applies to friendships too
thespoop-neverbothered-meanyway:
okay i need to talk about an issue
so like does anyone remember the shrek 2 dvd
and how it had this:
and then like…there was for no reason simon cowell
and he seriously sat on a fuckin panel with shrek and fiona like this was a regular fuckin thing for them
and then like at the end u could choose which act u wanted to win and if u chose a really horrible one simon would throw the letter away and just declare himself the winner
…
we need to talk about this.
i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notesJust read the notes
I’m not gonna risk anything
a quick reminder:
not everyone knows what is and isn’t offensive
not everyone has the knowledge you do on slurs and their impact
so how about instead of bullying people who are wrong and writing them off as terrible people, you try educating them?
And if you say “it’s not my job to educate them” but you consider yourself an activist, you are not a very good activist.
“What’re your plans for the future?”
Me: