Tbh I don’t give a fuck if you don’t like Grant Ward, everyone’s entitled to their opinion. But if you deny that he’s an abuse victim, or that some of his actions were not entirely his own, then we have a problem.
Steve Rogers had multiple health problems before the serum, and was colorblind. Clint Barton has a hearing aid Howard Stark is claustrophobic Tony Stark has severe anxiety issues
Bucky is an amputee
Bruce has stress issues
All of the Avengers have PTSD
nick fury is missing an eye how did we forget this
I love that CATWS is nominated for an Oscar bc now we’re all like [swirls bourbon] [wears monocle] ah yes, hmm, quite, yes, hmm yes indeed, yes, tonight we will be screening the OSCAR NOMINATED film CAPTAIN AMERICA
Last time I checked, to be a man, you must be swift as a coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, with all the strength of a raging fire, and as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Nothing in there about needing a penis.
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
“for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY”
“if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care.”
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
i know pacific rim is not a Holy Grail of Perfect Progressive Cinema but man is it NICE to be able to watch a big cheesy loud action movie w main characters of color and where theres no hamfistedly shoved in romance and LOADSA COOL ALIEN AND SCIENCE STUFF ……. and where i dont have to be perpetually worried about them making some kinda gross joke (looking at u transformers) and the fights are still BIG and satisfying and everyones still super hot
The Bechdel test is actually the craziest shit because at first you’re all like “two female characters discussing something other than men, alright, easy peasy, what a low fucking bar” and then you start to pay attention and you realize that like 80% of the films you watch don’t pass this simple test and it’s just
what the everloving fuck is wrong with our society
“Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.”—Sleep and the teenage brain (via explore-blog)
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
so weird it’s almost like girls actually masturbate or something
