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Jun 11, 2016 366,551 notes
“TURNS out two heads really are better than one. Two people have successfully steered a virtual spacecraft by combining the power of their thoughts - and their efforts were far more accurate than one person acting alone. One day groups of people hooked up to brain-computer interfaces (BCIs) might work together to control complex robotic and telepresence systems, maybe even in space.”—

Mind-meld brain power is best for steering spaceships - tech - 01 February 2013 - New Scientist

power up the jaegers baby

(via 7ns)

I was just scrolling through my dash and I was like “oh a pacific rim quote - WAIT HOLY SHIT”

(via walkingsaladshooterfromheaven)

#PACIFIC RIM FANDOM RISES FROM THE OCEAN MAKING FOGHORN SOUNDS (x)

Originally posted by kalaadandekr

*FOGHORN BLARES ACROSS THE FANDOM*

(via kaldannan)

Jun 11, 2016 29,515 notes
#pacific rim #FOGHORN BLARES #ADLER #LET'S FUCKING GO
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#lotr #gigolas #basically though
This is Immunity Cat's big sister, Immunity Serval

yourbodyisagarden:



Immunity Serval will protect you and your loved ones from “of you don’t reblog -bad thing will happen-” threat posts. If you see Immunity Serval on your dash then she’s already guarding you.

Jun 11, 2016 2,003 notes

feathersmoons:

giraffepoliceforce:

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

My dear Americans: 

When we here in Canada had our last election, we made a massive effort to vote strategically. There were even groups here who (since we don’t elect our PM directly but rather elect a ruling party) were literally going around making sure everyone knew who in their voting area was most likely to beat the Conservative candidate so that we WOULD NOT GET HARPER. 

At the time I explained at length to many people how at that point, @tkingfisher‘s beagle Gir would make a better PM than Harper. Then I paused and thought, “hey, she lost a dog … relatively recently? In the last year? Was that the beagle? I can’t remember.  … anyway it doesn’t matter, because her beagle would make a better PM than Harper even if said beagle were dead.” 

You, my dear Americans, are now in this same position. Gir, all by himself with no advisors, would still make a better President than that POS, even if he were dead (the beagle, not that jerk; I am not sure that life or lack thereof would make much difference to that jerk’s presidency). 

You are not voting for anyone at this point. You are voting against Trump. 

Do not be a fucking moron and end up with Trump because you didn’t vote against him. Because Gir, even if dead, would make a better president. Do not mistake politics for a lifelong statement on your values. You will not benefit anyone or make any kind of statement by doing something that makes that piece of crap more likely to get elected, and every vote not cast for his best competition (that is, the person most likely to beat him, whoever they are!) is something that makes his election more likely. 

Do not do this, my darling Americans. 

Ideals are great. But so is long-term strategic thinking, and all of you young Americans reading me have many many years left of voting and doing your best to bring change and improvement to your country … unless you are foolish enough to let that jerk win. 

In which case we all lose. 

So please don’t be fucking stupid. Whoever the not-Trump nominee is, vote for them. Even if you don’t like them. Because you are not voting for whoever that is; you are voting against That Jerk. 

Okay? Okay. 

Jun 11, 2016 228,729 notes

medievalpoc:

elodieunderglass:

shrewreadings:

sunshinetrooper:

black and asian vikings 100% definitely existed (also, saami vikings)

you know how far you can get into eurasia and africa by sailing up rivers from the baltic and mediterranean seas? pretty fucking far, and that’s what vikings liked to do to trade

then, you know, people are people, so love happens, business happens, and so ppl get married and take spouses back home to the frozen hellscape that is scandinavia (upon which i’m guessing the horrorstruck new spouses went “WHAT THE FUCK??? FUCKING GIVE ME YOUR JACKET???????”)

and sometimes vikings bought thralls and brought them home as well, and i mean, when your indentured service is up after however many years and you’re a free person again, maaaaaaaaaaaaybe it’s a bit hard to get all the way home across the continent, so you make the best out of the situation and you probably get married and raise a gaggle kids

so yeah

viking kingdoms/communities were not uniformly pure white aryan fantasy paradises, so pls stop using my cultural history and ethnic background to excuse your racist discomfort with black ppl playing heimdall and valkyrie

Also we KNOW they got to Asia and Africa. 

Why?

Because Asians, Africans, and Vikings TOLD US SO. 

I know a fantasy book that actually has a diverse Viking crew sailing to Africa.

The book features a chapter about a Viking voyage, which is set just after a Norman invasion of England. A pair of knights from England head off for retirement, evading capture from Moors and joining up with a Viking captain named Witta. Witta’s crew includes:

  • “Kitai”, a Viking navigator from China. Kitai is described using stunningly racist terminology, in order to make it really clear that this person is Definitely An Asian Person From Asia. 
  • An African Grey parrot, which originates from the Congo.
  • Warrior “Thorkild of Borkum,” who was once a slave to a “King in the East” 
  • References to “Hlaf the Woman” who wrote the manual, or Ship-book, that they use to navigate. We are told that she “robbed Egypt.”

Witta’s father traded on the African coast: “Witta told us that his father Guthrum had once in his life rowed along the shores of Africa to a land where naked men sold gold for iron and beads.”

Witta decides to repeat this journey. They put in somewhere near equatorial Africa and the locals hire them to kill some gorillas for them (?!) rewarding them with gold. The encounter is successful, and the crew splits up in England, with the knights bringing their share of the gold back to Sussex and the main plot of the book, and Witta going back to Stavanger.

The book also has scenes set on Hadrian’s wall in Scotland, somewhere around the year 400, in which the Roman soldiers battle the “Winged Hats” from Scandinavia. The Romans are explicitly described as a multiracial bunch, with men from all over the Roman empire, naturally including soldiers from Africa and Asia. I think a lot of people forget about the interactions between the native Celtic peoples of Britain, the Roman empire, and the Scandinavians.

The book was written by a Nobel Laureate 110 years ago. It is the seminal fantasy novel Puck of Pook’s Hill, by Rudyard Kipling, and it was published in 1906. 

It is a problematic text, but it serves to demonstrate that “racist discomfort” is an artifact of more recent colonial history - previously, diversity in fiction was an exciting demonstration of the Rich and Varied Heritage of the Glorious British Empire. Because Kipling was, of course, the definitive Great White Colonialist.

Now, if an imperialist colonial propagandist writing 110 years ago decided he wanted to tell a fantasy story about how African gold brought to England by Vikings was responsible for the signing of the Magna Carta, and he did this by having his Vikings sail to Africa with a Chinese navigator, and his intention in doing so was to show off the might and diversity of the British Empire and how its Ideals of Justice were thus knitted together “as natural as an oak growing,” then I think modern fantasy fans can probably take a seat and listen to their own great-granddaddy. 

If we’re talking about history’s relationship to certain genres of Fantasy Fiction:

The Vikings and Islam by Egil Mikkelsen

Ibn Fadlan and the Russiya by James E. Montgomery

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Jun 10, 2016 210,660 notes
#WOW #and then there's me with my fucking bubbly chicken scratch #handwriting #ORGO WAR FLASHBACKS ON THAT LAST ONE

bi-privilege:

bi-privilege:

bisexual girls are great pass it on

in honor of pride month i’m going to bring back this super controversial post!

bi girls are still great pass it on!

Jun 10, 2016 455,034 notes
Jun 10, 2016 1,645 notes

giraffepoliceforce:

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

Jun 10, 2016 228,729 notes

mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOUR TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME:  

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn
Jun 10, 2016 101,603 notes
#fucking awesome #holy shit #SUCK MY METAPHORICAL DICK #no (apparently i don't have any for no who'da thunk) #i'm going to hell #sex ed #damn son #tag meme
Jun 10, 2016 550,098 notes
#i love epic tales #IMPLOSIONS EXPLOSIONS ARE CHAPTER 3 #I WANT TO HAVE THIS DUDE AS A TEACHER
a long deep breath and a message of sanity to sanders supporters who don’t hate themselves

flatbear:

leupagus:

kinohole:

brainyisalwayssexy:

Today is more or less the day that the Democratic nominee is decided.

 It is in, in fact, very decisively going to be Hillary Rodham Clinton. 

I can already feel the outrage that is about to pour out on this site: the conspiracy theories, the bungled attempts at “math” (which, btw, are almost always inaccurate or wrong), the ugly, sexist memes of HRC that we can all laugh at because hey, if it’s HRC, who gives a fuck?

But before you angrily typesmash into your keyboard about how the establishment is rigged and how the DNC better abide by the “will of the people” and hand the nom to Sanders on a silver platter, I’d like to ask you to take a deep breath and step back for a moment.

First, you need to accept that the fact that Sanders has come so far is a big fucking DEAL. Last year, he was an unknown. This year, he proved to be an excellent challenge to the Democratic establishment, and he’s already inspired dozens of copycats around the country to challenge establishment corruption. It’s a GREAT thing.

But let’s not pretend that he was/is a perfect candidate. I’d actually argue that him and HRC are probably no more and no less “corrupt” or “twisted” than the other. This was especially true in the last few weeks of the campaign, where he got especially ugly and weird, whether it was racking up no less than 639 pages of FEC violations (the irony) to not denouncing the violence and personal death threats sent to super delegates (how hard is it to JUST say “that’s not OK!”? i mean really)  to falsely accusing HRC of FEC violations (spoiler: she has none). Honestly, if Tumblr had bothered to vet Sanders even a quarter as much as they did HRC, he would not be this site’s favorite grandpa.

But that’s all counterproductive now. So as tempting as it is, I’m gonna let it go.

Now I’m gonna say something controversial:

HILLARY CLINTON? SHE’S NOT A TERRIBLE PERSON.

There. I said it. What a shocker.

People go on and on about how Sanders got the millennial vote (and handily, at that), but what they always leave out is that HRC got literally EVERY OTHER demographic. Why?

No really, why?

Simple: she LISTENS to them. And then she translates what she’s heard into policy.

Her job isn’t to preach at the bully pulpit. She listens. There’s a reason why she doesn’t hold rallies of thousands, but has garnered the vote of top people at practically every demographic or movement , whether it was the mothers of the movement (incl travyon martin and sandra bland’s mother), the fuckING human rights campaign, planned parenthood, literally every minority vote EVER, and others. 

And she turned those inputs into real policy. No for real. Go read her policy statements. They are the most well-researched, detailed, boring things ever. They are GREAT. Her inner policy nerd probs came out because her plans are the most well researched of any candidate possibly ever, and will also put you right to sleep because of how disgustingly long and well written they are.

Now ppl are gonna say “oh she panders” or whatever but yA KNOW WHAT?!? 

She also fucking follows through. For real.

Let’s take a famous example: HRC was against gay marriage until like 2013!1!1

(so was Obama, but i mean whatever right? he’s a guy so we cut him slack)

Great. What a bitch.

Except… not.

Because once she came out in favor of gay marriage, SHE WENT ALL THE FUCKING WAY. She worked to EXPAND LGBT rights at the state department , and gave a historic speech at the Geneva Convention that “Gay rights are human rights and human rights are gay rights” , a move so fucking controversial and terrifying that it literally made anti-LGBT countries nervous.

 HER FUCKING CAMPAIGN MANAGER, ROBBY MOOK, IS AN OPENLY GAY MAN. (and quite a hottie <3)

 Also, she is the ONLY presidential candidate to have walked in a lgbt pride parade, EVER. (this pic is circa like 2002)

How’s that #throwbackthursday for ya?

My point is: she’s not right on the issues 100% of the time (wow she’s human?!? no wAY) BUT she will fight for the issues and get shit done.

So my plea is this: 

 Look for the good in HRC. 

She’s a thoughtful person and a listener – those who know her have said that the former is in fact her best trait. Think she’s too center or right on your fave issues? FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT. Let her campaign know. 

I’m not asking anyone to tattoo HRC on their chest or start phonebanking for her tomorrow or anything like that. (In fact, don’t, that’s weird as shit)

Vote for Bernie in whatever primaries are left and do not feel the need to suddenly become a living breathing campaigner .

This has been a tough, tough election and I get that it will be very hard to get over the negative image you have of HRC, but I trust that people are smart enough to get it done. So do it, I beg of you. 

And finally, like every pretentious ass post on this website ends…

REBLOG. SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE.

thx

There’s also the story Andrea Mitchell told tonight on MSNBC - about Hillary during her tenure as First Lady, traveling to China to give a speech about women’s rights, despite the resistance from the State Department. She hid the speech from them during the trip overseas, refusing to allow it to be vetted. There are dozens upon dozens of stories like that, before, during and after when she was last in the White House.

A lot of people either don’t remember or weren’t alive to know just how galvanizing, how much of a force Hillary was when Bill Clinton took office, and how unprecedented it was (outside of a few powerful examples, such as Eleanor Roosevelt) for a First Lady to be quite so strident and purposeful in matters of state - how much of a shock to the system it was to Washington. Hillary has always been controversial and a firebrand in her own way; she has always been despised by the GOP, which has thrown everything they have at her for almost 25 years but never taken her down. She has been tested, burnt, bowed but never broken. She’s been fighting for the issues she believes in since before she was Hillary Clinton. And she never stops working.

#listen. it’s true.#hillary clinton#ALSO#this is much less important and much more anecdotal but whatever it’s my Blog#i have known & heard HORRIFIC stories from people who worked for many many politicians at many many levels of government#and i have too!#and of all the ppl i ever heard stories about: hillary was hands-down the best boss and manager.#she was tough and competent and compassionate. she made a point of people not being in the office for more than 12 hours a day#except under rly extreme circumstances#which in DC is like UNHEARD OF but the fact is unless there’s a literal crisis going on#NOBODY NEEDS YOUR SLEEP-DEPRIVED CRAZY ASS IN THERE FOR 24 HOURS. YOU ARE NOT GIVING IT YOUR BEST#and hillary wants the best people. giving it their best. under the best possible conditions.#she doesn’t want you to LOOK like you’re giving it your best: she wants you to be CAPABLE OF giving it your best#and have the TOOLS TO DO SO#and isn’t that a great trait to have for the boss and manager of America?#also my friend who worked for her @ State tells a delightful story about her team getting called in to deal w/ some crisis at like 3am#and HRC shows up in a lavender sweatsuit#with her hair in a sticky-up Cindy Lou Who ponytail#and a watch for some reason on a shoelace around her neck#and is like “let’s do this”#so enjoy that visual. you’re welcome. (via sashayed)

If this isn’t enough to sway you, then please just consider this: a vote for Hillary is a vote against Trump. If that’s all it is for you, it’s still enough. Myself and so many others are genuinely afraid for our safety under a Trump administration. My overseas family is already asking if it’s time for me to leave America. This election has already affected how the world sees us, it has already hurt people.

A vote for HRC is a vote against Trump. That should be enough.

Jun 10, 2016 32,362 notes

julian2006:

me when feeling suspiciously relaxed: what responsibility have i forgotten

Jun 10, 2016 705,829 notes
Being a woman is hard af.

notyourmamita:

No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.

We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.

Jun 10, 2016 258,080 notes
a long deep breath and a message of sanity to sanders supporters who don’t hate themselves

hanorganaas:

brainyisalwayssexy:

Today is more or less the day that the Democratic nominee is decided.

 It is in, in fact, very decisively going to be Hillary Rodham Clinton. 

I can already feel the outrage that is about to pour out on this site: the conspiracy theories, the bungled attempts at “math” (which, btw, are almost always inaccurate or wrong), the ugly, sexist memes of HRC that we can all laugh at because hey, if it’s HRC, who gives a fuck?

But before you angrily typesmash into your keyboard about how the establishment is rigged and how the DNC better abide by the “will of the people” and hand the nom to Sanders on a silver platter, I’d like to ask you to take a deep breath and step back for a moment.

First, you need to accept that the fact that Sanders has come so far is a big fucking DEAL. Last year, he was an unknown. This year, he proved to be an excellent challenge to the Democratic establishment, and he’s already inspired dozens of copycats around the country to challenge establishment corruption. It’s a GREAT thing.

But let’s not pretend that he was/is a perfect candidate. I’d actually argue that him and HRC are probably no more and no less “corrupt” or “twisted” than the other. This was especially true in the last few weeks of the campaign, where he got especially ugly and weird, whether it was racking up no less than 639 pages of FEC violations (the irony) to not denouncing the violence and personal death threats sent to super delegates (how hard is it to JUST say “that’s not OK!”? i mean really)  to falsely accusing HRC of FEC violations (spoiler: she has none). Honestly, if Tumblr had bothered to vet Sanders even a quarter as much as they did HRC, he would not be this site’s favorite grandpa.

But that’s all counterproductive now. So as tempting as it is, I’m gonna let it go.

Now I’m gonna say something controversial:

HILLARY CLINTON? SHE’S NOT A TERRIBLE PERSON.

There. I said it. What a shocker.

People go on and on about how Sanders got the millennial vote (and handily, at that), but what they always leave out is that HRC got literally EVERY OTHER demographic. Why?

No really, why?

Simple: she LISTENS to them. And then she translates what she’s heard into policy.

Her job isn’t to preach at the bully pulpit. She listens. There’s a reason why she doesn’t hold rallies of thousands, but has garnered the vote of top people at practically every demographic or movement , whether it was the mothers of the movement (incl travyon martin and sandra bland’s mother), the fuckING human rights campaign, planned parenthood, literally every minority vote EVER, and others. 

And she turned those inputs into real policy. No for real. Go read her policy statements. They are the most well-researched, detailed, boring things ever. They are GREAT. Her inner policy nerd probs came out because her plans are the most well researched of any candidate possibly ever, and will also put you right to sleep because of how disgustingly long and well written they are.

Now ppl are gonna say “oh she panders” or whatever but yA KNOW WHAT?!? 

She also fucking follows through. For real.

Let’s take a famous example: HRC was against gay marriage until like 2013!1!1

(so was Obama, but i mean whatever right? he’s a guy so we cut him slack)

Great. What a bitch.

Except… not.

Because once she came out in favor of gay marriage, SHE WENT ALL THE FUCKING WAY. She worked to EXPAND LGBT rights at the state department , and gave a historic speech at the Geneva Convention that “Gay rights are human rights and human rights are gay rights” , a move so fucking controversial and terrifying that it literally made anti-LGBT countries nervous.

 HER FUCKING CAMPAIGN MANAGER, ROBBY MOOK, IS AN OPENLY GAY MAN. (and quite a hottie <3)

 Also, she is the ONLY presidential candidate to have walked in a lgbt pride parade, EVER. (this pic is circa like 2002)

How’s that #throwbackthursday for ya?

My point is: she’s not right on the issues 100% of the time (wow she’s human?!? no wAY) BUT she will fight for the issues and get shit done.

So my plea is this: 

 Look for the good in HRC. 

She’s a thoughtful person and a listener – those who know her have said that the former is in fact her best trait. Think she’s too center or right on your fave issues? FUCKING TALK ABOUT IT. Let her campaign know. 

I’m not asking anyone to tattoo HRC on their chest or start phonebanking for her tomorrow or anything like that. (In fact, don’t, that’s weird as shit)

Vote for Bernie in whatever primaries are left and do not feel the need to suddenly become a living breathing campaigner .

This has been a tough, tough election and I get that it will be very hard to get over the negative image you have of HRC, but I trust that people are smart enough to get it done. So do it, I beg of you. 

And finally, like every pretentious ass post on this website ends…

REBLOG. SPREAD THIS SHIT LIKE WILDFIRE.

thx

Remember its her or Trump….and I expect no one on this site would want a racist dick running this country/

Jun 10, 2016 32,362 notes

naaru:

when ur the Sad Headcanon Friend™ and see an innocent headcanon and prepare to turn it into something painful

Jun 9, 2016 41,742 notes
When I gain new followers

amusingmurff:

Jun 9, 2016 440,071 notes

nightcrawllcr:

are you an x-men or avengers marvel person? daredevil or spider-man? comics or movies?

Jun 9, 2016 2,328 notes
#XMEN #ALWAYS XMEN #spiderman #because he's so tiny and snarky #and comics were my first love guys

So apparently I’m kinda-sorta writing an Avatar AU of Les Miserables.

By which I mean: Grantaire the Earth Kingdom Avatar is kinda-sorta on the run from the Fire Nation, and Enjolras the Crown Prince of the Fire Nation is kinda-sorta on the lam looking for the Avatar to back him up against the Fire Lord’s power-craze.  This is where I’m at in my life.

If you are at all interested in that, please come talk to me about it and I’ll headcanon some stuff.  Plot is time-consuming.

Jun 9, 2016
#admin post #moran writes stuff #avatar au #les mis
Jun 9, 2016 61,921 notes
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#OHOHOHO #I SHIP IT LIKE FEDEX #DW #ROSE TYLER #NINE #NINEROSE
Jun 9, 2016 11,555 notes
#that was AGGRESSIVELY not okay what you just did there #steve rogers #peggy goddamn carter #bucky barnes #hamilton #avengers4ham #is that a thing? #whatever i'm making it a thing

avengerwiththearrows:

don’t you love that Clint Barton, the guy with zero powers, has taken Wanda Maximoff, the most powerful superhero ever, as his adopted daughter. 

Yes.

Yes, actually, I do.

Jun 9, 2016 6,346 notes
#clint barton #wanda goddamn maximoff #now see i have the mental image of clint giving vision the shovel talk #it's glorious #someone should write it for me

bisexual-books:

lierdumoa:

Okay you know what I want for the Deadpool sequel, even more than Wade getting a boyfriend?

Wade getting an ex-boyfriend. 

Somebody with whom Wade has History with a Captial H. The boyfriend he dated on and off for four years, who then vanished with no explanation. Maybe he left for Wade’s protection, but Wade doesn’t know that and thinks he was just a fucking asshole.

Vanessa knows about this guy. Not any real details, just that they were serious before he broke Wade’s heart. Vanessa doesn’t know the ex-boyfriend’s real name because Wade only refers to him via expletives, so she mentally refers to him as The Touchy Subject.

The ex-boyfriend’s name should probably be Logan, since there are already so many references within the movie canon (and Wolverine is bi in the comics) but I’m not picky.

.

See, now here’s what I don’t want.

I don’t want the franchise saying, “Well Wade was joking before with the gay stuff. But now it’s different. He’s journeyed down a path of self discovery and come out the other side open to new sexual horizons.”

I don’t want a ~coming out~ story. 

I want a 8===D~~~Wade has obviously been out this whole entire time weren’t you paying attention?!~~~Ⴇ===8 story.

.

I mean think about it.

With a movie franchise this big, it could be a gamechanger. 

If Deadpool does it, other franchises will no longer be able to justify not doing it.

If the Deadpool tells audiences once and for all, definitively, “We were never joking, and we don’t understand why you would even assume we were joking, unless you were some kind of homophobic asshole who thinks being pansexual is a joke” than every single popular queerbait fuckboy id fantasy franchise is gonna have to fucking put up or shut up.

Gotta admit, this sounds REALLY appealing.  

Jun 9, 2016 34,443 notes
#deadpool #SIGN #ME #THE #FUCK #UP
Jun 9, 2016 355,775 notes

ailleee:

disabilityhealth:

If the zombie apocalypse happens I’m going to have to hit up a pharmacy first thing

THIS.

Honestly you’d probably live longest?  Like, raid the pharmacy for EVERYTHING they have, and on your way out ransack the shelves for like bandaids and rubbing alcohol and toilet paper and shit, and whatever you don’t personally need, trade for food and bodyguards.  You would be the overlord.  Go forth and rule the post-zombies world.

Jun 9, 2016 344 notes
Ramadan for non-Muslims: An etiquette guidecnn.com

somaperies:

actjustly:

Read this & be mindful of those partaking in Ramadan. 

I would rather everyone read and shared this instead of “remember to tag your food/nsfw/etc!” post that’s going around every year. (None of these things actually break your fast and if you’re fasting and worried about seeing them, you shouldn’t be on tumblr).

Being considerate and kind goes a long way, so I’d appreciate if this post went around instead.

Jun 9, 2016 33,181 notes
send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it
Jun 9, 2016 31,752 notes
#DO THE THING
Pre T transguys

ftmatty:

Foods that lower estrogen:
•broccoli
•cauliflower
•cabbage
•Brussels sprouts
•kale
•collard greens
•turnips
•red grapes
•mushrooms
•seeds
•whole grains
•green tea

Foods that boost testosterone:
•Oysters
•Broccoli
•Garlic
•Bananas
•Brazil nuts
•Eggs

Jun 9, 2016 71,996 notes
Jun 8, 2016 21,306 notes

gravityffalls:

Like…the reach people are making against Hilary like holy shit ya’ll

Any vote not for her will be for Trump, I’m sorry but that is how politics WORK. We have a two party system and this isn’t going to magically change. Plus you are literally splitting the party apart which is even worse for going against Trump. 

Trump is dangerous. We can’t let him have a chance at office. Stop sulking and realize how dangerous this is holy shit. 

I don’t like Hilary, can’t stand her on some prospects, but the idea of Trump winning literally terrifies me so. 

Jun 8, 2016 341 notes

racethewind10:

sometimes i think about how much of our mass media portrays romantic relationships as grossly unhealthy (this is like, double true for married couples on TV) because apparently the only way to write ~drama into a relationship is to have them be assholes to each other and I just get so mad like, listen, do you know how many frickin fanfic writers can stretch mutual pining and self-sacrifice and putting the other person first and small acts of caring and utterly destroy their readers and keep us hooked for 100k? but the people getting paid for this shit think that petty insults and infidelity and fighting and one person treating the other like shit is what’s going to keep us interested? 

fuck that 

Jun 8, 2016 15,006 notes
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#wow #all right #you did good guys
Play
1:20
Jun 8, 2016 491,303 notes
#i'm dying #laugh rule #i literally laughed myself to tears #you have a minute or two to watch this #star wars
Jun 8, 2016 189,527 notes
Hamilton song summaries as Friends episode titles

linspirationmanuelmiranda:

okay, so, this isn’t a Hamilton lockscreen, but my friend asked for summaries of the tracks on Hamilton and I did them for her as Friends episode titles. she liked them and I guess I decided to share them with y'all? *laughs nervously*

1. alexander hamilton: the one with alexander hamilton’s tragic backstory

2. aaron burr, sir: the one where burr literally wants alex to shut the hell up

3. my shot: the one where alex shows off his lit squad

4.  the story of tonight: the one where said lit squad sings about dying in the revolution

5. the schuyler sisters: the one where angelica shows aaron who’s boss

6. farmer refuted: the one where alex can’t take samuel’s bullshit any longer

7. you’ll be back: the one where king george laments the destruction of a lot of tea

8. right hand man: the one where george washington gives not one single crap about aaron

9. a winter’s ball:  the one where the guys totally have game

10. helpless: the one where eliza falls in love with alexander

11. satisfied: the one where angelica regrets everything

12. the story of tonight (reprise): the one where alex’s lit squad misses out on some juicy aaron gossip

13. wait for it: the one with aaron’s tragic backstory

14. stay alive: the one where congress doesn’t do a thing and george appoints everyone general. except alex.

15. ten duel commandments: the one where john takes on lee in a duel and wins

16. meet me inside: the one where alex gets in deep shit

17. that would be enough: the one where eliza asks alex to stay

18. guns and ships: the one with lafayette’s very fast rap

19. history has its eyes on you: one time george screwed up big time and learned something

20. yorktown (the world turned upside down): the one where hercules mulligan is a bamf and they win the war

21. what comes next?: the one where they’re free from britain’s power. awesome. wow.

22. dear theodosia: the one where aaron and alex go on about how great their kids are

23. non-stop:  the one where alex is unstoppable and there’s a really good medley of act 1 songs

24. what’d I miss:  the one where thomas has zero idea what’s going on

25. cabinet battle #1: the one where alex pwns thomas’ smarmy ass in a rap battle

26. take a break: the one where alex refuses to go on vacation with eliza and angelica even after philip’s dope rap

27. say no to this: the one where alex is a complete idiot

28. the room where it happens: the one where aaron is 100000% jealous about not being included in anything fun

29. schuyler defeated: the one where aaron switches parties so he can actually do something

30. cabinet battle #2: the one where alex realizes that thomas and Lafayette look hella similar

31. washington on your side: the one where aaron, james and thomas are jealous that george only likes alex

32. one last time: the one where george is hella done with everything so george OUT. *mic drop*

33. I know him: the one where king george reveals that he loves the hunger games

34. the adams administration: SIT DOWN JOHN YOU FAT MOTHERF****R

35. we know: the one where alex is accused of doing something horrible and confesses to some other horrible thing to deny doing the first horrible thing

36. hurricane: the one where alex comes up with a stupid idea

37. the reynolds pamphlet: the one with said stupid idea

38. burn: the one where eliza is hella done

39. blow us all away: the one where Philip does something and alex is like ‘ok son here have some guns go to your duel (death)’

40. stay alive (reprise):  the one where everyone learns how to count in French in the most heartbreaking way possible. emotional suicide. 

41. it’s quiet uptown: the one where alex is horribly sad and wants eliza to forgive him. also emotional suicide.

42. the election of 1800: the one where alex comes out of his bubble of sadness to snub aaron one last time

43. your obedient servant: the one where alex and aaron throw a whole lot of passive aggressiveness around

44. best of wives and best of women: the one where alex literally hasn’t learned anything about duels and listening to eliza

45. the world was wide enough: the one where aaron realizes that he’s made a horrible mistake.

46. who lives, who dies, who tells your story: the one where it is revealed that eliza is the actual hero of the story

Jun 8, 2016 1,371 notes
#all of these are perfect #in every way #hamilton

just-shower-thoughts:

Contractions function almost identically to the full two-word phrase, but are only appropriate in some places in a sentence. It’s one of the weird quirks of this language we’ve.

Jun 8, 2016 133,457 notes
#linguistics
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#i'm dying #for real though
Jun 8, 2016 9,815 notes
#he just looks SO STUNNED #ME TOO BABY ME TOO #finn #rey #finnrey #star wars #tfa #BUT GODDAMN

screechthemighty:

just-a-storyteller:

@battlenuggalope

I KNOW, RIGHT

Like “Mad Max” is essentially just a catchy franchise title, and the movies follow him because he’s a recognizable starting point. He literally tries to quit his job in the first movie. He never wants to be the protagonist. Leave him alone.

“He literally tries to quit his job in the first movie” as someone who has seen every Mad Max movie more than once, I can confirm this is true. Movie one is him realizing being the main character sucks, and every movie after that is him just being like “I don’t want to be here I don’t want to be here CAN I PLEASE LEAVE NOW.”

Which, tbh, makes him the most relatable male action movie protagonist ever.

All of Fury Road is Max basically going “I UNDERSTAND that shit is bad but I would like to LEAVE okay, like, shit, you can leave with me–ah, fuck, no, now they’re shooting at me, I JUST WANT TO GO.  All right FINE I’ll do something productive and THEN I AM LEAVING.”

Jun 8, 2016 500 notes
#mad max #fury road #max rockatansky #i love max so much

shadowmaat:

tora42:

brak666:

FN-2187 walked into a detention cell and removed a high level prisoner by saying, “Kylo Ren sent me” and none of the guards even thought to call and verify it. He then marched that prisoner through the corridors of a Star Destroyer and into a fighter bay passed a gaggle of officers and no one batted an eye.

But go on and tell me how Finn was just a janitor.

oh but now i’ve been thinking about this!

ok 1.) finn in before the awakening is literally at the top of his class, like phasma’s only beef with this dude is that he’s got too much empathy but other than that he’s a+ officer material in logistics, combat training, marksmanship, leadership, the whole shebang. so he’s probably trusted to know his shit and do his job. so if fn-2187 says ren wants the prisoner, then ren wants the prisoner. that makes perfect sense.

now the hangar tho, here me out: finn using the force. unconsciously, but we know jedi can pass unseen when they want/need to, and he’s so desperate to not get caught he’s probably thinking okay stay calm stay calm nothing to see here just a trooper trasnporting a prisoner nothing unusual here and it WORKS.

Jun 8, 2016 14,285 notes
#HEADCANON ACCEPTED #HEADCANON SO FUCKING ACCEPTED #FN-2187 #FINN #MY BOOOOOOY #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IT'S RIDICULOUS #COME TALK TO ME ABOUT MY STORMTROOPER SON #star wars #tfa
Jun 8, 2016 23,518 notes
#i'm still fucking laughing myself to death over 'cry-lo ren' #star wars #tfa #kylo ren
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#civil war #spidey #spiderman #bucky barnes #I HAVE SOME F E E L I N G S #OKAY

roachpatrol:

alvangs:

can we stop saying that georgia o’keefe painted “vagina flowers” she literally hated them being called that and spent decades trying to explain that they weren’t meant to be sexual 

the idea that her paintings were representations of female genitalia was started in the 1920s, and it was an idea first presented by male art critics. she spent most of her career trying to disprove these ideas. they’re outdated, boring, and frankly, sexist. so can we stop acting like it’s edgy or somehow feminist, cause it’s not. male artists get to have their art seen through multifaceted lenses but female artists are often reduced to things like this. 

wow i’m angry about this! every art history teacher i’ve ever had, even the women, talked about the ‘sensuality’ of her vagina flowers and straight up said that was like the point of them

Jun 8, 2016 21,919 notes

saysaraelle:

Alright, so let’s talk about Sam Wilson for a minute. Just about Sam. Not Sam in terms of his relationship with Bucky; not Sam in terms of his relationship with Steve. Let’s talk about how Sam was vocally arguing against the Accords before Steve even opened his mouth to weigh in. Let’s talk about how Sam made his own decision based on his own experiences and beliefs. Let’s talk about how Sam was consistently committed to doing the right thing regardless of the cost to himself personally. Let’s talk about how Sam was the one who suggested that Team Cap give themselves up to ensure that Steve could find and stop Zemo. Let’s talk about how Sam made as much of an effort to save Rhodey as Tony did. Let’s talk about how Sam was the only person in the Raft to not give Tony any shit but instead asked him how Rhodey was doing. Let’s talk about how Sam understood that Team Iron Man had convictions of equal strength to his own and that while he didn’t agree, he did empathize with them.

Let’s just talk about how fucking awesome Sam Wilson is.

Jun 8, 2016 16,655 notes
#sam wilson #falcon #i agree #fuck yeah #i fucking love sam wilson #this is a random thought #but i am ready to bet money that he is an excellent movie buddy #he looks like the type to make snarky remarks but still really get into the movie #and like bicker over appropriate movie snacks and stuff
helping u all

velmakinkley:

velmakinkley:

velmakinkley:

what originally started out as a safety plan for a friend, i’m gonna extend it to everyone else.

claim @imbloggingmyself as yours if u got a nosy parent (or anyone else). it’s 100% clean. no foul language, controversial issues, and is sfw in every way

its content is pretty general to suit most people’s interests even to slight degree: puns, (clean) funny stuff, animals, nature, cities, all that

plus it’s a cool inside joke because the header image is the Windows background and only 1 person has commented on this

id also like to add i set up a queue so it posts at random times every day so it doesn’t necessarily stick to one time zone/schedule

I also try to keep content unisex (so not a bunch of pink and flowers in case guys need this to be somewhat believable too)

Jun 8, 2016 4,123 notes

sleeping-ranna:

Man history majors are so great because they know all this stuff but they have The One Subject and once you find out what a given history buff’s Subject is you will never be bored again because they will tell you all about it with the enthusiasm of a child on Christmas morning

This is also more widely applicable.

For example: my roommate is a linguistics major.  Her One True Subject is conlangs, and she can (and has) talked for multiple hours without slowing down.  She’s gonna make a language and we’re going to run around yelling at each other in it, it’ll be fun.

Jun 8, 2016 8,112 notes
#linguistics #college #adventures in college #adler #i do not know what my one true subject is #but adler's is definitely conlangs
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