so this one time in my high school music class, the room was silent and all of a sudden you hear the Kim Possible ringtone and everyone whipped their heads around trying to figure out who it was
and the most popular guy in school whipped out his fucking phone
with the teacher staring at him
and whispers “what’s the sitch?”
i just want there to be one day where this doesn’t get a note and where my dash can live in peace
today is not that day
Please, God, let it never be that day.
(Source: cchie, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
My father shot off fireworks last night, like he does every year for the 4th, but this year, some of the bigger ones kept falling over for whatever reason. I was sitting way away from everyone else, thinking if something happened, I would be out of the way. But as my luck always runs on the poor side, one of them shot right at me and I dove out of the way yelling “WITNESS” and my friend on the other side of the lawn yelled back “WITNESSED” and it was glorious despite almost getting shot in the face with a firework.
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okay i feel really bad because i just re-read the relevant buzzfeed article and it says that they have pixelated their faces (as an update to the initially published unblurred version) for ‘SAFETY CONCERNS’. i texted a friend who works for buzzfeed india and she says that both of them haven’t come out to their parents and are really scared about their families recognising them. so they contacted buzzfeed and asked to have their faces blurred.
Please delete your reblogs of the unpixelated version!
One of the dudes in this photo is my friend and I can confirm this. Please spread the word. Don’t out someone just go prop up your support of an issue. There are drastic consequences in the lives of individual LGBTI who are exposed without their consent.
(Source: madho-lal-hussein, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Tom Hardy talking about getting kicked in the testicles, by a very, very small human being and a very big one. Is there anything better than Tom Hardy interviews?
I managed to survived my entire life without getting kicked in the testicles. And then one day I was changing the nappy of my son. It was a sock dance. I put him on his back and he was moving his feet about. I was like, “Come on…” and he brought his heel down and clipped the top of my left testicles. It took me to the fucking floor, man.
I didn’t see it coming, I was loose. And I took it straight on the bell, I thought, “Jesus. That’s what it’s like to be kicked in the balls.” Excrutiating agony. And my son is only a foot-and-a-half long.
When I was doing Bronson, I was arse-naked with six guys pretending to kick the shit out of me in a cage. Bam, bam, bam… and this one guy kicks me in the testicles. It was full impact. I saw my testicles go up, inside my arsehole, and then come back out. Time slows down when shit happens that’s serious. I thought, “Jesus, I’m going to pass out…” Nothing happened. I didn’t feel anything, I must have these super-testicles. A year later, my son took me to the floor.
(via bonehandledknife)
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If you are going to play the popular web game Agar.io be careful. If you misspell it as agor.io you will be led to a screamer website with a flashing image of Jeff the Killer. It is potentially dangerous to people with epilepsy or people who are prone to seizures. Reblog, it might save a life.
(Source: killjoyforkirito, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
of course something ignorant was said about this product by the original tweet poster, but reblogging for the false eyebrow site^^I didnt kno they had these
brow extensions
Okay but do you realize how good this is for cancer patients?? People with scars who can’t grow brows??? People with alopecia??? (Sp? ) like… pls stop hating the beauty industry.
people with trichotillomania
Yes to people with trich. One of my roommates reblogged this saying they didn’t even know they made these until they met me. And the sad thing is, I didn’t even know they made these until I did a Google search one night in a fit of desperation. I’ve gone to so many therapists for trich, and instead of providing me resources like this, they would often leverage the fear of looking ugly as motivation to stop. If anything, it only ever made the problem worse.
These save me so much time in the morning. Before I discovered them, I would have to meticulously pencil my brows on every day just to feel normal enough to leave the house. By contrast, I can keep the fake ones on for about three days at a time, and gluing them in place takes only a few minutes with a bit of practice.
I’ve been getting mine from headcovers.com for over three years now. They’re a bit pricier than the ones offered on other sites, but they last 3-4 months if taken care of properly (meaning to buy the site’s adhesive remover as well and clean them after each use). They also look very natural. Everyone who’s talked to me about them told me they didn’t even know my eyebrows were fake until I alluded to such or took them off in their presence.
This sounds like it could be quite useful for some of my readers!!
really thinking about purchasing some.Going bald during chemo didn’t bother me nearly as much as losing my brows. I’m not sure if it was because I had adorable wigs or just because I was prepared for that part, but nobody tells you how much the color, thickness, and shape of your brows affects your face.
I didn’t even know eyebrow extensions were a thing. Reblogging for my followers with trich and alopecia
(via lupinatic)
the reason I’ve stopped saying “most men/some white people/many straight people do X oppressive activity” is because if you’re a member of those groups, I want you to sit there and think, “do I do X? am I a part of that? am I an active part of the problem?”
if I say that only most or some people in those groups participates in X, that’s letting you off the hook! that means that you’re not asked to think about your actions and choices! and besides, even if you yourself aren’t doing X, chances are you know at least five people who do. and I want you to think about them too.
(Source: ponzischemes, via fireflyca)