Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.
This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck
How has nobody thought about this before tbh
Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her.
Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.
McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix.
I would honestly prefer reading about the stupid paranormal romance where the weird non-human boyfriend can’t work out the DVD player over Brooding Manipulative and Controlling asshole trope
[screaming at the DVD player] IM 800 YEARS OLD CUT ME SOME SLACK
“Unless you know how to work a 15th-century printing press you can stop laughing and show me how to Twitter again.”
natasha having visceral reactions to disney movies and old American cartoons
natasha not reacting to the cold because she trained in the snow in shorts and a tank top
natasha hoarding her food
natasha seeing someone not eating for an extended period and fetching them something from the fridge and silently setting it down beside them and walking away before they notice
natasha reciting all the states in alphabetical order when tony jokingly suggests that none of the avengers could do it
natasha always counting everyone after major battles because she’s seen friends die too many times before
natasha having nightmares that she’ll do to her new friends what she was forced to do to the old
Stan Lee says characters should stay how they were intended to be.
>Peter Parker shouldn’t be black, and Black Panther shouldn’t be Swiss.
>Says there’s no reason to change the characters when you can just make new ones.
>Tells people to create their own characters instead of changing existing ones.
>Also mentions how wanting a white character to stay white doesn’t make you anti-black/Latino/etc. because most people also wouldn’t want a black character to stop being black.
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My opinion:
He’s completely right.
Stan’s the man.
THANK YOU Stan Lee for being a famous person who speaks the truth instead of bowing under SJWbullshit pressure.
School:
haha there is no need for students to be stressed out about the exams .....,,,,, they r well prepared if they did the 12 hours of homework daily
Students:
if i throw myself down these stairs i have three more weeks to study
Things My Friends Have Said
Aries:
"Her tits are fucking glorious."
Taurus:
"Yea I have sexual daydreams about him."
Gemini:
"I started a notebook where I just write down everything I say because I say a lot of funny stuff."
Cancer:
"Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. MY BIRTHDAY IS JULY 16 WHAT'S MY SIGN."
Leo:
"My brother said he's going to help me get abs. Thank God, he's fucking ripped."
Virgo:
"Why are you sitting there? That's where my bag sits."
Libra:
"Look at these. *pulls out a pack of dry erase markers* I have every single color."
Scorpio:
" I told my mom jokingly that I liked My Little Pony and she fucking bought me a poster. *gestures to poster*"
Sagittarius:
"This better be important I was watching Pocahantas."
Capricorn:
"Watch this. This is something you would do.....if you were a lizard."
Aquarius:
"3 words. Hello. Kitty. Underwear."
Pisces:
"I will pee on you. I will literally pee all over you. I'll paint your house yellow with my piss. Give me the fucking remote."
