every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”
This person speaks to my soul.
But think of all the ecstatic trans and nonbinary and genderfluid and demigender people
Think about always being able to find clothing that fits because YOU CAN FIT YOUR BODY TO ANY CLOTHING. That cute top/dress/pair of boots you saw at the store? OH YEAH, THEY FIT.
Think about having boobs that are BOTH THE SAME SIZE.
Step 4: copy bi flag image (Ctrl+A, Ctrl+C) and paste it into your photo (Ctrl+V)
Step 5: adjust the size of the bi flag using the ‘Free transform’ option (located under the ‘edit’ menu)
Step 6: adjust the transparency of your bi flag if you don’t like how it looks
Step 7: save your picture!
Congratulations you have your very own bi image!
I made some more semi-transparent pride flags in case anybody wants something other than bi! (including rainbow in case anybody wants to do something other than their facebook profile picture!)
I’m pregnant, I can’t work, I’m dysphoric and depressed and my partner just moved away and I need an abortion and I have no other way of getting money right now, I need to collect $400 ($300 procedure, $100 sonogram) paypal is eattherichh@gmail.com please help if you can
demon:
damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
me:
shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
Shutting it down real quick
Mom:
"Did you hear about gay marriage now being legal in all fifty states?" -makes bitchy face-
Me:
"Yes! I am so freakin happy!"
Mom:
-rolls eyes shaking her head-
Me:
"Oh I'm sorry, is the fact that they are legally getting married hurting you in some way?"
Mom:
"Well no, but..."
Me:
"Is it having any personal affect on your life whatsoever that two people who love each other can now legally get married just like any straight people who love each other have always been able to?"
Mom:
"Yes! They are doing something I don't like."
Me:
"That is the logic of a child. I'm going to tell you exactly what you told me when I used that logic on you."
Mom:
"What?"
Me:
"Suck it up sweet cheeks, the world doesn't revolve around you."
What I love about Wilson Fisk is that when Vanessa initially rejects him, and then later says she doesn’t know if she wants to see him again, he respects that and is like alright if you’re not interested I’ll just get on with my business and he doesn’t push her into anything so I guess the takeaway is if a man who bashes peoples heads off with car doors treats a woman better that you do, you need to rethink some things in your life
American education:
we need another standardized test and more homework!
Finland:
actually, we became one of the worlds' best education systems by getting rid of homework and standardized tests - also, we pay our teachers better than you.
China:
same
Belgium:
same
American education:
better make it two more standardized tests.