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WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
That’s great but have you considered
~cosplay
~Halloween costumes
~acting
~cosplay
~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces
~cosplay
~cosplay
~COSPLAY
“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.”
This person speaks to my soul.But think of all the ecstatic trans and nonbinary and genderfluid and demigender people
(Source: lanadelreyquasa, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
AU where McGonagall puts her foot down and says ‘you’re going to give Lily and James and Sirius and Remus and Peter’s boy to WHO?’ and proceeds to destroy every argument Albus has by saying ‘you don’t want him raised so he’s revered and pampered? Fine, give him to me, I’ll raise him.’
She would be strict and firm but Harry would never doubt that he was loved and important; just no more than anyone else.
Mama McGonagall AU 2k15
I’m crying?
Baby Harry growing up on the Hogwarts grounds.
The paintings on Baby Watch when he learns how to crawl.
The ghosts watching him during naptime.
All the teachers reorganizing their class schedules so someone can watch Harry.
Baby Harry and Hagrid.
They’d have to refit the charms on the school when he hits his terrible two’s because he somehow can get the stairs to move at his whim, and he once stranded a group of 5th year Ravenclaws on a landing for two hours.
Four year old Harry loving Professor Flitwick and his charms, floating fairy lights and flower fish.
Two year old Harry babbling in Parseltongue and accidentally finding the Chamber of Secrets.
The Quidditch teams argue over who gets to teach Harry how to fly only for McGonagall to find out one day and give ALL of them detention.
Harry catching a bug and being miserable and McGonagall shifting into a cat and curling up and purring next to him to settle him down.
Harry getting to meet Remus.
Harry and PEEVES.
Summer vacations to Scotland, Harry knowing every inch of Hogwarts like the back of his hand, Harry growing up as keeper of Hogwarts from the start.
Harry being utterly destroyed by the idea that when he really gets to go to Hogwarts (nevermind he’s been sitting in classes since he was five) he’ll have to choose a House.
Harry at 11, standing in the Great Hall, vehemently denying the Sorting Hat’s attempts to put him anywhere.
Harry going to Hogwarts Unsorted because what, exactly, are they gonna do about it? Kick him out?
I NEED TO WRITE THIS BC DO YOU KNOW HOW AMAZING AN EFFECT THIS WOULD HAVE ON THE SCHOOL?
An Unsorted child being free to go from Common Room to Common Room, talking to everyone, having a small bias for Gryffindor due to Mama McGonagall, but learning how everyone is the same and becoming friends with all sorts!
Still being best friends with Ron and Hermione but also befriending Draco bc he can see there’s a lot more to him than the prat, since he knows all Slytherins wear a mask to hide their insecurities.
Harry trying to clean out the Chamber of Secrets with the help of a few teachers he has wrapped around his fingers so he can have his own special place.
Moaning Myrtle adopting him as a little brother since he’s the only one who likes to listen to her stories and genuinely cares about her.
I need this so badly now omg
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When boys complain about bra straps being distracting, and start comparing it to pulling out their cock, do they fucking realise that a bra is underwear, not genitalia? And the equivalent would be them walking around with their pants so low that their boxers are showing, which they would never do… OH WAIT
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My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk
like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow
and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before
its weird
clarification
MY PET SHRIMP
further clarafication
SHRIMP
IN
A
FISH TANK
This is worth the read.
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My health professor told my class that in the late 70s he’d asked his class to raise their hand if they were a feminist. Every single person, guys included, raised their hand. It was simple, of course they believed women should be equal to men.
When he asked the same question 30 years later, a few girls raised their hands while the rest didn’t move. The term feminism had been polluted. Although the students still believed in equality of the sexes, using the term feminist was “taking it a bit too far”.
Please educate the people around you about the true meaning of the word feminism. Let’s erase all of the misconceptions surrounding feminism. NEVER BE ASHAMED TO CALL YOURSELF A FEMINIST. Happy International Women’s Day!
(Source: bamhbies, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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fuck this band
the way panic started as a band literally sounds like a shitty fanfic tbh
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tumblr is so annoying y'all can’t just write off people’s entire existences because they’ve done a couple things that weren’t so great do you do that to people in real life like if your friend forgets to use their turn signal or swears in front of a child do you just write them off as problematic trash and never speak to them again how are you living your lives like this it must be exhausting
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I hate living in Texas.
Can’t tell if this is anti-equal rights or pro-satan
Can’t lie, definitely read it as pro-Satan. Think ya kinda missed the mark there, guys.
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