Marco Rubio, box of rocks personified. The inanimate object has more rights than the person.
Republicans have more fear of a ‘felon with a vote’ than a ‘felon with a gun’.
Just to be clear, this is actually a rather logical, albeit completely disgusting, strategy when considered politically.
Given that black men are disproportionately incarcerated, granting them the right to vote would weaken Republican control. However, providing weapons to people who have committed felonies actually helps Republicans by perpetuating the violence that keeps people preoccupied with immediate safety and unable to really do much about the big picture.
P.S.
I FUCKING HATE MARCO RUBIO
(Source: liberalsarecool, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
No one could even argue that she was a threat. A teenage black girl a child in her swim suit unarmed and no feasible way to hide any weapon on her got fucking slammed into the ground and was treated like a rag doll by an officer who is probably 3 times her age and weight. How can you really justify that? Then pull out your gun when people try to defend her! He came out there with sole intent to hurt those black kids
And when people say that “She should’ve kept quiet!” Don’t y’all remember the VERY FIRST FREAKING AMENDMENT that y’all just absolutely rave about when you wanna say something racist? Respectability politics is dead, and you can’t arrest a child for talking. Attitude problems are for her parents to deal with, not for the police. His feelings were hurt cuz a little girl had the nerve to stand up to his B.S. That arrest was illegal, because she did NOT commit a crime.
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edxy:
clingy and annoying doesn’t bother me when it’s from the right person
yes yes 100 times yes I literally do not give a fuck if my boyfriend sends me a picture of a car he likes at 3am even if I don’t like fucking cars his first thought was I know I'ma send that to my fucking girlfriend like yes fucking yes I love that shit
YES THIS.
But also. For those of us who sometimes desperately need space. It is not that we don’t love you. Just that we need to not be around anyone, that we would not be around OURSELVES if that were possible. We will be back and then we’ll probably be just as clingy.
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2015 is the first year that the Millennial generation makes up more of the voting age population than any other generation.
That is why the older generation is trying to suppress your vote. They know that you can change the world they destroyed.
The first step we should take is getting Bernie Sanders elected President of the United States. We should show the world that we refuse to stand aside while an older and smaller generation insists on the destruction of our Democracy.
This is just the beginning, This is the first year we have as the largest voting generation in US History.Let’s make the most of it.
Those of us almost-old folks who are NOT fucking assholes and who are getting fucked by the system are relying on you to fix what we could not because we were too few.
And we believe in you completely because you already show every sign of being extraordinary.
Also, please do not forget to vote in Congressional races - we cannot let them control both houses any longer. We need a progressive intelligent President AND a Senate AND House of Representatives so they can work together. Also, your next President will likely be appointing Supreme Court Justices - we want good appointments to go through! If we lose the Presidency and Congress, it will be lights out.
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Nerdbro dudes just embarrass themselves.
That’s legit like a perfect replica of the Ironette outfit damn
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andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:
GUYS I WAS SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND I THOUGHT I WAS ALONE IN THE BATHROOM ‘CAUSE IT’S A COMMUNAL BATHROOM AND WHEN I FINISHED AND SHUT OFF THE SHOWER PEOPLE FREAKING APPLAUDED
I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK
GUYS
I’m laughing more than I should…..
GUYS THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO GET ANY NOTES WHAT ARE YOU DOING
GUYS
are you kidding this is hilarious
SO A LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING WHAT I WAS SINGING
AND I WAS SINGING ON MY OWN
BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS
ON MY OWN
GUYS
To be honest I think your url makes this all the more funny.
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Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
i do bite my thumb, sir
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
is the law on our side if i say ay?
No
no, sir, i do not bite my thumb at you sir; but I bite my thumb, sir
Do you quarrel, sir?
quarrel, sir? no sir
if you do, sir, i am for you: i serve as good a man as you
No better
well, sir
DOST THOU WANT TO FUCKING GO, SIR?
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So there’s a girl I went to high school with who has one arm. And she never talked about it and usually tried to hide it and just generally seemed kind of embarrassed about it.
And the other day she posted a status on Facebook about how excited she was that she will get to have the BEST Furiosa costume this Halloween, because of a feature she used to dislike about herself.
And if u don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever which proves why representation for physical disabilities matters, then get out.
(via bonehandledknife)
Ok so we know that some wizards marry Muggles, which means that at some point in the relationship there has to be a conversation that goes, “Honey, I’m a witch. Stop laughing. This is my wand, I send letter by owls, and can travel in your fireplace.” And for some people, once their partner gets out their wand and does a spell, they believe it and adjust. But there has to be some Muggles that NOPED right out of there.
So like is there a Department of Breakups inside the Obliviation office for when things go wrong? Do you have to send a sad little owl to the Ministry to have your ex’s memories erased after the relationship ends?
Bringing a whole new meaning to Muggle Liaison Office.
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My best friend trusts me so much she gave me her phone and had me sext a guy on her behalf while she’s driving. This is the realest relationship I’ve ever had
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