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hey girl: I’ve never seen such a group of varied, complex and badass female action heroes. I’m glad to be riding with you.
and don’t forget that republicans are dying out. literally.
this is our chance to fix the past generations mistakes
If this is the plan, be sure to vote in the primaries. Have to get Sanders the nomination before we can can think about the Republicans.
^^THANK VERY MUCH, FRIEND.
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Guys, let me tell you about orcas.
Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.
The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:
THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.
Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?
This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.
Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.
Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.
You don’t fuck with orcas.
The gif hasn’t even loaded and I’m reblogging solely for this beautifully writing terrorized by orca soul.
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No offense but I don’t like……….care about the military
“no offense but i dont like………..care about people who sacrifice for the well being of the country”
i really hate the number of notes on this
the American military is sensationalized, overfunded and frequently used to commit acts of brutality on foreign countries and launch violent invasions on civilians
I care about soldiers, sure, but you could not pay me give a single fuck about the military as a construct
the number of notes on this post is 110% founded and your commentary is unnecessary
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- thriftbooks - cheap books, need i say more?
- readanybook - also some free books
- imalive - online chat for suicidal people / people in crisis.
- freerice - donate to the hungry while keepin’ yo mind fresh.
- zennioptical - glasses. i got my current frames + lenses for $60 total
- mathway - get answers to math problems.
- 10 minute mail - temporary email address to sign up for sites.
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what the sex positive movement should be about:
- destroying the idea that sex is only for cis men and should revolve around them
- protecting sex workers
- protecting minorities oppressed for their sexual preferences (LGBTQIA+)
- destroying the notion that sex is dirty and shameful
- be critical of the concept of virginity
what the sex positive movement should NOT be about
- defending the porn industry at all costs
- normalizing gross kinks (raceplay, fetishizing little girls…)
- trying to lower the age of consent and to say that 13-year-old sending nudes and having sex is fine
- mocking asexual people
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