(Source: pleatedjeans, via amusewithaview)
Please do not stick your dick in someone’s ass and then put it in their pussy without wiping it off. That will cause a bacterial infection to the likes of which you’ve never seen. Love yourself as I have loved you.
YEA
People still reblogging this but for real do not do this shit. That bacterial infection can turn to a blood infection and your ass will die. All for some dick. You wanna die over some mediocre bootyass sex? Love yourself.
#NOTRUFFLEBUTTER2k15
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
When the police launched the murder investigation they were met with a “wall of silence”; none of the estimated seventy or so witnesses to the altercation came forward with information.In conversations with family members, seventy-one potential witnesses claimed to have been in the pub’s toilets at the time of the attacks. As the toilet measures just four feet by three feet, this led to the toilets being dubbed the TARDIS, after the time machine in the television series Doctor Who, which is much bigger on the inside than on the outside.
Another fact: There was a guy Ken Rex McElroy who terrorized his small Missouri town in the 80’s. He had a really good lawyer so he always got released on bond and would harrass witnesses until charges were dropped. He finally went too far and was gunned down in broad daylight. All 40 witnesses claimed to not see the gunmen as they were all hiding under a pool table. They called it the biggest pool table in the world. No one was ever charged with the killing.
(Fact Source) For more facts, follow Ultrafacts
oh my god so i have a friend who’s a writer and we were talking about how hard writing is and at some point she said ‘‘well usually when i get stuck i kill somebody’‘ and it took at least 30 seconds of me staring at her and being absolutely terrified before i realized that she meant she killed characters and that my friend was not, in fact, a recreational murderer
(Source: vampiregerards)
[video]
o-ri:
does anyone else secretly have that “i liked it before it was cool” complex but wont admit it
it’s more along the lines of “you guys were fucking making fun of me for liking this before it was cool” kinda complex
Also a “I super excitedly tried to show this to you years ago and you brushed it off and now you think you introduced it to me and that is infuriating” kinda complex
^^YO
(Source: oe9, via academicfeminist)
I don’t even have a computer.
Okay, we got 3,943,048 little sarcastic assholes on here
THE NOTES.
update: we now got 15,052,621 little sarcastic assholes on here
(Source: lifemakeslove-lookhard, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
[video]
Petition to start calling men who immediately ask for nudes “easy” and telling them to “have some self-respect”.
OH SHIT
(via bleedingwillow96)
