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it’s wild how america is basically a dystopia but we’re conditioned almost immediately upon starting school to believe that it’s not and that it’s the pinnacle of freedom
i mean, that in itself is kind of the hallmark of a dystopian nation
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You heard the man Hellblazers!
Let’s show them what we got. Stream and tweet the hell out of it!
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Dear uterus,
I’m as thrilled as you are that I’m not pregnant but let’s chill the fuck out.
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Say what you will about Pluto, I just find it hysterically ironic that it was named for the God that got kicked out of Olympus.
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“You’d look a lot better if you didn’t wear glasses.”
yeah well you’d look a lot better if I wasn’t wearing my glasses either bye
SOMEONE GET SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN
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I only accept sexts in iambic pentameter
Thy beauty is beyond all earth’s compare;
Pray tell me, lover mine, what dost thou wear?
Smooth as fuck.
(Source: eggplannts, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)