Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Apr 12

selfies are so cool my kids are gonna be so into it like wouldn’t you kill for a selfie of your mom or your dad like a day when your mom felt pretty or a picture of her with her best friend like mostly the only pics we have of our parents are posed school photos or blurry film pictures of them as kids but how many actual pictures do you have of your mom? your grandparents? like the next generation of kids are gonna have pictures of their parents in every single stage of their life like my kids are gonna know what I looked like on march 8, 2015 theyre gonna know what i wore on Christmas when I was 19 and theyre gonna see a picture taken on their birthday 20 years before they were born and think it’s the coolest version of timehop there’s ever gonna be. they’re gonna notice the same striped shirt in all my selfies and be like wow mom you liked that shirt. like? how is that not the most remarkable thing you’ve ever heard

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nataliasbarton:

whispers in ur ear: ((clintnat was romantically canon in the avengers and scarlett wanted clintnat continued in aou pass it on))

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Reblog if you say “fuck” more than 5 times a day.

incrediblylazybassist:

daddy-daniel:
I say fuck five times before I get out of the house in a morning.
I said it more than that before I got out of bed

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cornflakepizza:

ladyamc1897:
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOURE READING FANFICTION AND A CHARACTER SAYS SOMETHING REALLY CUTE OR ANGSTY BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING THEY WOULD ACTUALLY SAY AND YOU JUST KINDA LEAVE THE COMPUTER AND WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND THE HOUSE TO CALM YOUR RAGING FEELS
#yep #i know a fic is quality when i have to walk it off

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fruitcrocs:

not even fuckin risking it at this stage

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obnoxiously-phan:

samhainchester:
piginapoke:
janecrocker:
deanassbutts:
sugar-velvet:
wtf-jax:
MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick
*POLICE SIRENS*
*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*
[gavin screaming]
who the fuck is Gavin
i don’t know but he seems pretty upset
THIS IS A LEGENDARY POST IVE ONLY SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS

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monobeartheater:

babyhtml:
stop texting, vining, instagraming, tweeting, using ur phone and driving. idc how good of a driver u think u are because ur not. it’s so fucking selfish, ur not the only person on the road and if ur gonna drive it deserves ur full attention. it literally only takes one second, if that, of ur attention being on ur phone for an accident to happen.
reminder that mythbusters proved using your phone is WORSE than driving drunk

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HEY THERE PERIOD HAVERS

capslockapocalypse:

YOU SEE THIS?
LOOK AT THIS CUTE LIL BOX THAT I GOT IN THE MAIL HERE TODAY
it looks like a normal ol cute box until you open it…
to see a CUTE LIL CUT OUT OF UNDIES INSIDE!
But the BEST PART IS THAT INSIDE THE UNDIES…
ARE FREE MAXI PADS
THERE’S SIX DIFFERENT KINDS. SIX OF EM.
YOU CAN GO TO THE U BY KOTEX WEBSITE AND SELECT A SAMPLE PACK OF FREE PADS, LINERS, OR TAMPONS. THAT SHOULD GET YOU THROUGH ALMOST A WHOLE PERIOD FOR FREE! YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO PAY FOR SHIPPING.
AND THE BEST PART?
ON THE BACK OF THE PACKING SLIP OF THIS V DISCREET BOX…
THERE’S A ONE DOLLAR OFF COUPON. FREE PADS AND TAMPONS AND A FREE COUPON OMG
GO GET EM

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hungarian:

pleaseandaitah:
hungarian:
wow the capital of mexico is called “mexico city” like it really doesn’t get any more creative than that
yeah omfg just like New York’s capital is New York City how original
New York’s capital is Albany

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unbrokengibberish:

clap your hands if your favorite characters were destroyed or completely disrespected by their own show

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