9 times out of 10 i sit with my hand/s between my thighs or fucken jammed up in my crotch or something to keep them warm and im always concerned that ill be chilling like that and people around me will notice and make it weird. dont make it weird
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A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies. I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.
(Source: ghettoinuyasha, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
daddy issues = not funny
being traumatized by a father figure to the point where you can’t trust any man = not funny
getting scared of men raising their voices = not funny
living your whole life wondering why your dad abused you/left with no explanation = not funny
literally stop using the phrase daddy issues
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Like/reblog if you’re wanting clintasha to be canon in AoU
Bructasha Already has 320
We surely have more supporters right?
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If you can love the wrong one so much, just imagine how much you can love the right one. — (via deepmountains)
(Source: darkerskies, via handslipshead)
Important insight from Mr. Elba.
PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT
IT GOT BETTER
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I just saw some excellent parenting at a nail salon. A woman was getting a pedicure while her young son sat and waited. One of the manicurists noticed him eyeing the wall of nail polish and told his mom that she could do his nails too if she liked. He lit up with a smile and the mom agreed. He is now getting a manipedi with sparkly green gel nails. Not a single “that’s for girls” was even hinted at, nothing but support. A+ parenting, ma’am, you tell those gender roles to fuck right off and you let that child of yours shine
(Source: darlingsashi, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)