As these are two pictures of me taken 10 and a half months apart, don’t you ever dare tell me hormones aren’t made of magic.
you’re so precious wtf
I love this
for ladies who think it’s too late to transition
Honestly thought it was two different people
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Pre-serum Steve was goofy and awkward as hell, he gave Peggy a list of all the places he got beaten up for literally no reason. He just thought that was an okay thing to do.
(via fireflyca)
I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute boy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn son that’s the way to do it
(Source: legally-gryffindor, via thepainofthesass)
do i have writers block or did i never have any talent and just accidentally wrote something good that one time
(via inkandash)
I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant
(Source: teszerae)
Draggggggggeddd
“more specific in your racism” blows tea to cool it off.
(Source: bodysexgender, via hellsatmyfeet)
[video]
What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
I dunno, I still think your standards are too high.
A woman like that is gonna cost you an arm and a leg.
(Source: vasuki-blog, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
moment of silence for all the characters who had good character development potential but their writers were pieces of shit who were either incapable of fleshing them out or absolutely refused to
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
