Being southern is really funny cause were inherently fake as hell “bless your heart” is THE shadiest sentence in the entire lexicon of americanized english
i love women who aren’t hesitant to make the switch from cordial and sweet to real fucking bitchy in 2.5 secs I get so fucking excited like omg yes bitch turn it the fuck up!!!
ppl who are like “hm I think the last time I cried was like 2 years ago at my grandpas funeral” are surreal to me like they’re just on a different plane of existence that I cannot achieve like if I’m in the cafeteria and they don’t have cinnamon toast crunch that day I might/will start snifflin
there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures
Can this actually be a thing
It’s called a gap year and its pretty normal in other countries except the US.