Men: Don’t look like a trash can
Women: “Look pretty enough to show you’re a woman” because the only thing that matters to be a woman is to be beautiful, also “covered enough to look like a lady” because showing your shoulder will make every man in the audience simaltaneously ejaculate and it will be a big mess. Also if someone stares at your tits and not your face, it’s your fault and you should be ashamed of yourself and your disgusting, lustful body.oH MY FUCKING GOD I AM SCREAMING RIGHT NOW IF A CHILD OF MINE CAME HOME WITH THIS I WOULD SET IT ON FIRE THEN I WOULD USE THE FLAMES TO BURN DOWN THE SCHOOL THE ASSEMBLY AND THE WHOLE DAMN TOWN PROBABLY THIS MAKES ME TURN INTO GODZILLA AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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so i was wearing this today
and it felt kinda familiar so i adjusted the shirt
put my hair down and accessorized
BOOM KIM POSSIBLE
OMG WHY IS THIS GETTING NOTES
because you actually look like a hella attractive accurate version of kim possible
can i date u?
(Source: mamesjackavoy, via thepainofthesass)
NONO NO NO NO SO I HAD CLASS WITH MY LIT TEACHER TODAY AND HIS LEFT ARM IS AMPUTATED FROM JUST BELOW THE ELBOW AND HE WAS HAVING A LITTLE TROUBLE PUTTING THE PAPERS ON HIS DESK INTO HIS BREIF CASE AT THE END OF THE CLASS AND I GO TO HIM AND SAY “YOU NEED A HAND?” AND ITS SILENT AND I JUST WHISPER OH NO AND HE STARTS LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I WAS SO EMBARASSED
Who reblogged his
Why are there so many notes
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steve and bucky tacking up one of these signs on sam’s door
and sam retaliating with a sign of his own
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I’m reblogging this, because why the fuck doesn’t it have more notes? Come on guys!
i’m reblogging because it supports equality without hating on anyone
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- Sirius Black who shakes when the sorting hat is placed on his head, and asks for anything but Slytherin, and he doesn’t know, but it was never even a consideration.
- Eleven year old Sirius who gets bad dreams about his parents, and the sorting, and his family, and his little…
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This is the only joke I’ve ever wanted to make.
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hoLY SHIT I AM LAUGHING SO HARD I CAN NOT BREATHE THIS IS TOO MUCH JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL I CANNOT EVEN DEAL WITH THIS
LMAOOO
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what is white culture
clapping after an airplane lands
Fuck off.
THANK YOU
say it with me kids
american people are not the only white people
american people are not the only white people!
AMERICAN PEOPLE ARE NOT THE ONLY WHITE PEOPLE.
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