Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Mar 04

Can we please just talk about how sassy Professor McGonagall was?

• Just look: "Ah, of course. There is no need to tell me any more, Ms. Granger. Which one of you will be dying this year?"
• I mean really: "I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look at Umbridge directly in the eyes. "He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
• So much sass: "Are you quite sure you wouldn't like a cough drop, Dolores?"
• She's just full of it: "I doubt it will make much of a difference," said Professor McGonagall coldly, "unless a mad axe-man is waiting outside the doors to slaughter the first into the entrance hall."
• Her zingers are the best: "Well, usually when a person shakes their head," said McGonagall coldly, "they mean 'no.' So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans --"
• Seriously though: "You look in excellent health to me, Potter, so you will excuse me if I don't let you off homework today. I assure you that if you do die, you need not hand it in."
• And finally, my all-time favorite: "It unscrews the other way."

Pros and Cons of being my friend

easterelf:

Cons

• I’m an asshole

Pros

• I’m your asshole

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just-shower-thoughts:

Public bathrooms should have background music playing so you don’t have to sit in silence listening to EVERYTHING happening in the stalls next to you.

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maryyisrad:

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

woah

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attention all gender neutral people

amiedelisle:

gh0stl33:

guys, just in case you didnt know, there is a gender neutral honorific

it’s Mx. (pronounced “mix” or “mux”) 

examples: Mx. Huntley; Mx. Jones

It’s commonly used for someone who doesn’t wish to reveal their gender or nonbinary people, and is gaining acceptance in the UK.

OHHHH HOLY SHIT

(Source: benvoleeo, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

nonespark:

A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK

(Source: visually-enjoyable, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

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ohremus:

if you’re ever worried about what you wanna do after college just remember that my best friend graduated and said “i wanna be a mermaid” and now she performs as a mermaid in aquarium shows 

please let your wildest dreams come true

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