I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
what
legend milk
legend cow
legend moo
legend skim
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Idgi
omg
IVE KEPT THIS IN MY LIKES FOR LIKE A YEAR AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WTF THIS MEANs
are u fuCKIN IKIDDINGg me
I WASN’T GOING TO REBLOG THIS AND I ALMOST SCROLLED PASTED AND I GOT IT AND I’M SO HAPPY!!!
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steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:
Fuck you for being smart
this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.
SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY.
I may actually not suck at makeup now
Mesmerized.
Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off
I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE!
sounds like somebody ripped their eyelid off
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This is killing a human life.
At 23 weeks chances are good that this fetus is being removed because it is:
a) Already dead
b) Suffering abnormalities such as it developed no brain, or had a serious genetic condition that would kill it quickly.
c) Was actively dying (not dead yet but would be within a few days, 100% guarunteed, 0 chance of saving it)
d) Was actively killing the pregnant person.Late term abortions, as shown here, make up only 1.5% of all abortions. The above four reasons are the only reasons such procedures are performed. Almost every abortion performed after 20 weeks is done on a wanted pregnancy. So you know what that means? You’re calling people who miscarried murderers. You just implied people who had a miscarriage or would have died murderers. How dare you call yourself pro life for that.
Now for the fun fact: They used to use a different procedure for these abortions in which they removed the fetus intact and allowed these people to grieve for the intact fetus, have pictures, etc. Pro lifers decided people losing a wanted pregnancy should not be allowed to grieve an intact fetus and we were left with this.
Congrats. Your movement is the reason they use this one now when people lose a wanted pregnancy late into the pregnancy. Your movement is intentionally making it harder for people to recover from the lose of a much wanted pregnancy. It’s your movement who left grieving people with this instead of allowing them something easier to deal with, something that would let them hold their deceased fetus.
Congrats. If you think you were ‘saving’ something think again. You’re hurting born people. You’re hurting people who lose a wanted pregnancy by shaming this abortion procedure. And you’re movement is the reason this is procedure doctors are forced to use now. You’re probably an awful and mean person to tell people losing a wanted pregnancy that they’re killers.
This is the post that made me pro-choice. Glad to see it still circulating.
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[video]
When men say, “I only fuck girls with tight pussies.”
Do you know what a tight pussy is?
An un-aroused pussy.
Your sex game weak.
Bye.
I’m glad this sentiment is gaining traction. Spread this shit like wildfire.
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by Ryan Selvy
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idris elba looks like how good cologne smells
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COPD is a terrible way to go. I’ve seen the effects firsthand.
I used to smoke too, now it makes me physically ill. If you smoke and want to quit, here are some resources.
Smokefree.gov
CDC Resources
American Cancer Society
Mayo ClinicNimoy’s family asked that rather than send flowers to his funeral that people donate to charity. These are some good ones to donate to.
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Some screamer posts going around right now include:
‘Finding Dory Leaked!’
'Look at what Justin Bieber did’
'Gif of that dress changing color!’
please please please be careful.
also
'the manager says what color the dress is! turn up your volume’
for the love of god be careful
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