May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.
can’t pass up this kinda karma
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i wish my bank account looked like my follower count
more like my post count.
definitely my post count
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Do you want to know what real procrastination is?
I can’t do algebra, so in one hour I have taught myself morse code, and I have spent the last ten minuets writing the lyrics to Pompeii fluently in morse
../.— .- …/-. —- -/.-.. -.— .. -. —.
I am the procratination QUEEN
i did not learn morse in less than an hour for 16 notes
Do your homework
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honestly my favorite line from “Uptown Funk” is definitely “make a dragon wanna retire, man” because that’s honestly such a great mental image. an elderly, tired dragon taking a look at Bruno Mars and going “alright then, that’s my sign. time to let the young ones have at it.” taking out their 401k gold hoard. moving to a cave in Miami. collecting dragon pension
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You can be asexual and still want to be a parent. Your sexuality does not determine what kind of lifestyle you will enjoy. There is nothing wrong with aces who want children, just like there is nothing wrong with aces who don’t.
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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
By the way, folks…
We’re super engaged. Just fyi. :Pwinter-scythe !!! a happy beginning :D
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me whenever i look at everyone: why am i the only ugly person
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