I picked my dog up because he was scared… now he keeps getting upset when I try and put him down.
YOU DON’T OWN ME
Update:
He is now asleep on my shoulder. I stand corrected, as he does in fact own me.
stop holding ya pee for so damn long
Are you psychic?
no, i just know somebody following me is putting that shit off when it’s vital
No but really always reblog for a follower in need.
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I picked my dog up because he was scared… now he keeps getting upset when I try and put him down.
YOU DON’T OWN ME
Update:
He is now asleep on my shoulder. I stand corrected, as he does in fact own me.
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Help me prove a point
I have never reblogged anything faster.
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Hi I’ll be auditioning for congress and I’ll be singing American Idiot by Green Day.
Everyone go home we have a winner
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Please reblog this post if you’d go and see a movie starring Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Dormer as lesbian assassins.
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The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
“for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY”
“if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care.”
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
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Natasha and Clint are basically the Fitzsimmons of the assassin world.
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