Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Feb 18

“Biology’s cruel joke goes something like this: As a teenage body goes through puberty, its circadian rhythm essentially shifts three hours backward. Suddenly, going to bed at nine or ten o’clock at night isn’t just a drag, but close to a biological impossibility. Studies of teenagers around the globe have found that adolescent brains do not start releasing melatonin until around eleven o’clock at night and keep pumping out the hormone well past sunrise. Adults, meanwhile, have little-to-no melatonin in their bodies when they wake up. With all that melatonin surging through their bloodstream, teenagers who are forced to be awake before eight in the morning are often barely alert and want nothing more than to give in to their body’s demands and fall back asleep. Because of the shift in their circadian rhythm, asking a teenager to perform well in a classroom during the early morning is like asking him or her to fly across the country and instantly adjust to the new time zone — and then do the same thing every night, for four years.” — Sleep and the teenage brain (via explore-blog)

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kaylizle:

going to see 50 shades of grey so you can informatively bash it?

don’t give your money to that shit.

buy a ticket for jupiter ascending and sneak in.

remember: hate watch responsibly.

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lacigreen:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.

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so weird it’s almost like girls actually masturbate or something

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sansastarks:

cartoonology:

do you ever wonder what household object you would be turned into in a Beauty and the Beast type situation because I do

#the trash can

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sensual-wanderlust:
“ this is fucking amazing i love this
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sensual-wanderlust:

this is fucking amazing i love this

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miifighter:

giornogiovanna:

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there is no war in ba sing se

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talesofthestarshipregeneration:
“snarkydiscolizard:
“snarkydiscolizard:
“IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.
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here, by request of more than one person:
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awwwwwwwwwwa
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talesofthestarshipregeneration:

snarkydiscolizard:

snarkydiscolizard:

IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.

here, by request of more than one person:

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awwwwwwwwwwa

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