a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy
(Source: peachlovelight, via bronzedragon)
This is the best tweet on Twitter right now.
Bless this tweet.
(Source: dorkpostsstuff, via muteelfmoonmoon)
ive gone like 18 years without knowing that hot chocolate and hot cocoa are different things….
i’m 20 years old and this is new to me
what’s the difference though
Hot Chocolate= Milk
Cocoa= Waterwell shit
(via starwarsisgay)
People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up
I’m pretty sure every colonized country already knows that yall evil as fuck but whatever
(Source: underthefolie, via starwarsisgay)
Who didn’t realize he was gay? ❤️
Who is that? 😓😍
ILLEGALLY HANDSOME GUY AND HIS ILLEGALLY HANDSOME BOYFRIEND
(Source: putahilton, via thatsthat24)
my first boyfriend said bisexuality wasn’t real so i broke up with him and dated his twin sister
(Source: childlikemperor, via starwarsisgay)
There should be a day where girls wear chest binders for a whole day and the guys have no clue so they’ll just appear at work or school and suddenly they’ll notice that no girl has breasts. Even better if the girls act completely normal and when asked about breasts they’ll say “what are breasts?”. Watch the guys go into panic and then insanity.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
mythology dreamcast —> idris elba as zeus
Zeus was the king of the gods, the god of sky and weather, law, order and fate. He was depicted as a regal man, mature with sturdy figure and dark beard. His usual attributes were a lightning bolt, royal sceptre and eagle.
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