“And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?”
“I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans.”
FLUFFY JELLYBEANS
(Source: 89cats, via clockwork-mockingbird)
what would blended cucumber taste like
isn’t that an actor
we are now the supernatural fandom
You’ll need a few more episodes to reach Supernatural Fandom level of relevant gifs.
(Source: crustaceancaptain, via starwarsisgay)
Inspired by “The Wild Swans” of Hans Christian Andersen
(via notbecauseofvictories)
I LOOKED UP CACTUS PUNS
THIS IS INCREDIBLE.
BUT YOU GUYS CACTI IS PLURAL AND CACTUS IS THE SINGULAR FORM SO THEY’RE LITERALLY SAYING THEY’RE READY TO BE SINGLE YOU GUYS ARE FAWNING OVER THE CRUMBLING RELATIONSHIP OF DESERT FLORA
^i was thinking that lmao cacti is plural
the crumbling relationship of desert flora
i have died and would like to be cremated
(via starwarsisgay)
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churrosforthewin:“ the-irish-mayhem: “ thetrekkiehasthephonebox: “ chekov-in-a-dress: “ I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the…
(Source: chekov-in-a-dress)
It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.
can we talk about how this is still getting notes
The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.
This…actually seems completely legitimate.
(via starwarsisgay)
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Tumblr just brought up the official Fifty Shades blog as a recommendation for me????
And I just????
YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE????
AND RECOMMEND THAT SHIT TO ME?????
being friends with someone for a lengthy time does not make your friendship obligatory, especially if you’ve grown to have different views about almost everything.
say. it. again.
(via bleedingwillow96)
It amazes me how people are so quick to demonize Peter for a betrayal out of fear, yet are quick to forgive Snape for years of abuse and bullying.
(via lupinatic)
