If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this
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I’m just gonna let the world figure this out
what
legend milk
legend cow
legend moo
legend skim
legend ???Oh
My
GodWait for it…
Idgi
omg
IVE KEPT THIS IN MY LIKES FOR LIKE A YEAR AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WTF THIS MEANs
are u fuCKIN IKIDDINGg me
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my dash did a thing
this needs to be the most reblogged post on tumblr
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IT’S ALMOST 1:00 AM AND I GOT THE BEST WRONG NUMBER TEXT EVER.
:D :D :D
If I got wrong number texts, I’d totaly love to have a conversation wtih the person.
And I think a bright turquoise color would be too overstimulating for a three year old? But a more muted turquoise woudl be nice and I’m sure periwinkle would look great.
Let’s talk about colors.
IDK, I think jewel tones are good for young kids. I’m biased though, my kids rooms are emerald green and sapphire blue right now.
I dunno, most little kids I’ve met are kind of thrilled by bright colors, you know?
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Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.
I really really love this.
anybody else think of avatar?
Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!
Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished.
Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.
(Source: xiamozhiai-blog, via thepainofthesass)
In the 2014 additions to the UK Potter books, Rowling says part of the process to become an Animagus is to hold the leaf of a Mandrake in your mouth for a whole month.
Can you imagine. These boys in Minerva McGonagall’s classes for that month, hoping she doesn’t notice.
now that you pointed that out i’m 100% sure minerva knew about that
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My sexuality is “im not fucking you, so don’t worry about it”
Real talk, though, can I say this to people?
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Anonymous asked: Someone needs to remind that Hilton twatface that some of Shakespeare's plays were basically greek myth fanfiction and would probably have an ao3 account if his crusty ass wasn't in the ground
oh my god
Praise
Whoever this nonny is, I love you, I love you, I love you, from the bottom of my Shakespeare-worshiping heart.
