Rachel: Was it love at first sight, for you?
Tobias: Mm… no, truthfully. It was more like terror at first sight. Falling in love took, oh, an hour or so.
This is Rachel. Uh, normally she doesn’t judo-flip people. — Jake, probably (via incorrectmorpherquotes)
Rachel: My mom said it was wrong to encourage cheaters and to profit from them.
Marco: So, she’s giving up being a lawyer?
Rachel: I asked her that, and I’m sure some day we’ll once again be on speaking terms.
Look, Naomi, I know Rachel. She’s not the useless type. She doesn’t stand there and scream helplessly. She makes other people do that. — Tobias reassuring a worried mother, probably (via incorrectmorpherquotes)
Wow, I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life? — Marco, probably (via incorrectmorpherquotes)
You know those days you sometimes have? The days that seem totally ordinary when you wake up, but by the time you go to sleep that night, your whole life is divided into before that day and after that day? This is one of those days. — Jake in the first book, probably (via incorrectmorpherquotes)