Luck
Bribery.
Blackmail
Murder
Throwing a virgin into a volcano
Virgin sacrifices to Satan
Adding unnecessary Supernatural gifs
As satan, personally I prefer some BBQ
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Luck
Bribery.
Blackmail
Murder
Throwing a virgin into a volcano
Virgin sacrifices to Satan
Adding unnecessary Supernatural gifs
As satan, personally I prefer some BBQ
Welcome to tumblr
Someone with Snape on their blog header shitting over Ward.
I’m not sure if I should headdesk or laugh.
WHAT DO YOU THINK SNAPE WAS IF NOT A DOUBLE AGENT JUST LIKE WARD.
(via adelindschade)
Asexuals are confused.
Bisexuals are confused.
Pansexuals are confused.
Homosexuals are confused.
Heterosexuals are confused.
Everyone is confused as to why you think you should have a say about a relationship that doesn’t involve you.this ended so nicely.
And also how to do taxes. We’re confused about how to do taxes too.
(Source: southernaroace, via adelindschade)
If you’re ever having a bad day, just remember that Princess Diana once asked Freddie Mercury to dress her up like a man and sneak her into a gay club, and he did it.
This is the best thing I’ve ever read
(Source: doktordyper, via clockwork-mockingbird)
i dont care if text posts are fake, let me believe the world is funny and creative and parents are weird and teachers are fun and coincidences always line up with the joke. it gives me hope.
(Source: movedto--botan-e-blog, via clockwork-mockingbird)
Kiwi on a treadmill.
well you can tell by the way i use my walk i’m a flightless bird
i can only walk
Do you know how many native birds we have in New Zealand?
One hundred and ninety-seven. I looked it up.
The huia (now extinct) was a bird prized for its beautiful feathers, which adorned the wealthiest Victorian aristocrats, including the queen herself.
The kea is an alpine parrot known for its talent of taking apart the parked cars of unsuspecting tourists.
The fantail is a common bird named for its distinctive tail feathers that open like a fan.
And what did we choose as our national bird?
This goofy fucking idiot.
made all the worse by our air force using it on the roundel
it’s…. it’s flightless
(Source: becausebirds, via bronzedragon)
some people say there’s a red string that connects fated lovers
psa don’t look at the notes bc there are so many people completely missing the point that these are non-romantic strings of fate and making jokes about where the red string “must be” and it’s making me really angry bc we can’t even have a good artistic representation of aromanticism without people desperately grasping for a romantic interpretation somehow
like the artist has specifically requested that people stop making this about their fandoms and romance bc it’s a personal piece about aromanticism
its great i loVE IT??? we need more aromantic… anything rlly and this is really beautiful!
(via lupinatic)
if this post gets 100,000 notes i’ll wear the super bowl shark suit to prom
GUYS PLEASE MAKE MY FRIEND GO TO PROM
SHE LITERALLY WILL NOT GO TO PROM OTHERWISE
AMY I’D ACTUALLY BE LESS LIKELY TO GO IN A SHARK SUIT EVERYONE PLEASE STOP OH GOD
YOU WILL KEEP YOUR PROMISE TO THE TUMBLR PEOPLE IF THIS REACHES 1OO,OOO NOTES
(via starwarsisgay)
Wait. Wait. The entire fandom has been arguing for years over whether to take the 40 students in Harry’s year and multiply by seven to get Hogwarts’ total student population (280) or trust Rowling’s estimate of the total (1000) and assume there are more students than 40 in…
