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In case you were not already aware, I am not the one reblogging those 50 shades movie promo posts
Tumblr is doing it for me
I do not support that movie in any way, shape, or form.
Please do not unfollow me for that reason
what the SHIT tumblr?
If tumblr does this shit on my blog, please let me know so I can delete them. Leave it to 50 shades to use a marketing ploy that forces something you don’t want on you without your fucking consent.
^^^YES PLEASE.
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How to get into college in 1983: get good grades
How to get into college in 2013: get good grades, speak six languages, be a rocket scientist, and end world hunger
How to pay for college 1983: Work part time and summers. Maybe take out minimal loans.
How to pay for college 2013: Which of your organs is the most valuable?
What to do with your degree in 1983: work in your field
What to do with your degree in 2013: cryThis
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we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
justin bieber
robin thicke
tony abbott
lawrence lockman
perez hilton
nash grier
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Hosted by Ellen
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You have no idea
how much I want this
I haven’t seen it really in the comments but can we talk about how Nemo doesn’t have a right hand? He doesn’t have a right hand just like in the movie his fin is messed up and I think that’s perf.
But does that mean that Gil is hiding scars under his sleeve? Remember what his fin looked like after he landed on the dental tools…
I need pictures of Gil shirtless for reasons.
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Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.
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