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Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”
AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE
so that’s the function of a rubber duck
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I work at a startup and part of the onboarding package you get when you first start working here now includes a rubber duck. We also have a bigger version of the duck for the extra hard problems. Sometimes one duck doesn’t cut it and you need to borrow your neighbors to get more ducks on the problem. One time we couldn’t figure out why something wasn’t working right so we assembled the counsel of ducks and by the grace of the Duck Gods were we able to finally come to a solution. These ducks have saved many lives and should be respected for the heroes they are.
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universal truths
I realise now I missed pockets off this. I wanna be able to hold a bottle of wine and some huge fucken rocks, not half a lipgloss
THANK YOU! Now I know others feel this pain as well
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So I’m in Calculus and the teacher is handing out our tests. He gets to this kid’s name and it’s Odysseus.
Seriously. That’s his legal name. He goes by Jake and hates it that the professor insists on calling him by his real name.
He wasn’t in class today and the professor asked “Who’s Odysseus.”
Without thinking I said “He’s nobody.”
Literally this is the first time I’ve spoken in class and now the whole class thinks I’m a horrible person.
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why all the merdudes gotta have the cool ass shark fins? why can’t some merladies have cool sharkfins and the merdudes have some sparkly ass beautiful scales that you need metaphors about rainbows to describe
i wanna see a cute merlady with a fucking killer whale for half her body chatting up some cute merdude with a rainbowfish tail ok
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Ka’oir is a Black-owned makeup company that makes stuff that I think it generally geared more towards dark-skinned girls but I’m 9000% sure these shades would also look amazing on pasty white girls like me.
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I am wearing that Tree of Life ring in the middle right this second, what the fuck.
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One of these women is despised and hated for being awkward.
The other is applauded and worshipped for the exact same reason.
I know other factors come into play.
But something isn’t right there.
ones an extrovert and ones an introvert voila la différence
One had to portray a disaster of a character, one didn’t
Both were doing their jobs as actresses. One was better written.
THANK YOU!!!!
THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON BILLBOARDS ACROSS THE WORLD
YAASSSSSS
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