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“Only in America can you be Pro-Death Penalty, Pro-War, Pro-Unmanned Drone Bombs, Pro-Nuclear Weapons, Pro-Guns, Pro-Torture, Pro-Land Mines, AND still call yourself ‘Pro-Life.’ ” .. (John Fugelsang)
BRB. Making cardboard sign.
I’ve never reblogged something so quickly
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every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
this is really important.
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I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t
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THAT’S A FUCKING STRAIGHT JACKET FOR BABIES WHAT THE FUCK DON’T ADD A LITTLE SMILEY FACE WITH SOME HEARTS AND PUT THE WORD SNUGGLE IN THERE THAT’S HORRIFYING
You guys have clearly never dealt with babies, it’s called swaddling you dumbasses and it helps calm a baby down and it makes it easier for a mother to hold onto/nurse a very fussy baby.
also it makes babies less likely to like poke themselves in their eyes or scratch their faces up with their demon infant nails
seriously, baby nails are incredibly sharp and a baby does not need to claw themselves up
swaddling is an ancient as fuck technique to keep your baby warm, safe, and calm (it simulates being held which helps make babies chill) and this particular invention means swaddling without all the fabric which will help keep babies cooler in warm climates, and also allow for changing diapers and the like without unswaddling them
sit yo asses down and learn to care for a small hairless human
I literally do not know what part of this is my favorite.
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if you ever feel like you’re getting too obsessive about something just remember that my romantic lit prof had a colleague who mapped out three years of lord byron’s sex life using only his laundry receipts
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In which Hayley Atwell lowkey refuses to diminish the power of women by putting them against each other and promotes sisterhood and female empowerment instead, in like three sentences.
Peggy as Melinda’s SO, 2Kforever
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if you think the fat on my chest and the fat in my butt is sexy but you can’t handle a little bit of fat on my stomach or my thighs you can go fuck yourself i don’t need that kinda negativity in my life
THANK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU
youre welcome
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