Well excuse me.
(Source: she-ranger, via clockwork-mockingbird)
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my flirting technique.
this is so accurate I might cry
*bloop*
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Let it never be forgotten that my brother is 13 years older than me, and when he went off to college I was deeply entrenched in my “The Little Mermaid” obsession, and when he and a group of friends went out to a karaoke place, there was a group of girls having fun singing Disney songs and my brother got up and busted out a perfect rendition of “Under the Sea” and long story short I was the reason my brother met his wife.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
when you pass an exam you expected to fail
(Source: 89-paper-airplanes, via starwarsisgay)
W A N T
I SO BADLY NEED THIS
But am worried that local vampire hunters might stake me in an embarassing misunderstanding…
Place it near a window with plenty of sunlight. That should avoid any confusion
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Parenting: you’re doing it right. My cousin posts stuff like this from her kids all the time
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There’s no such thing as:
- Using too much conditioner
- putting on too much eyeliner
- wearing too much black
- being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
- liking a band “too much”
- falling for someone too fast/too hard.
just remember that ok
is 25 litres of eyeliner too much
friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres
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gay men who don’t acknowledge trans men as actual men
lesbians who don’t acknowledge trans women as actual women
transphobia in the queer community
transphobia
(Source: gattsu, via bleedingwillow96)
This ad on the subway goes hard as fuck
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