Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Jan 18

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aplacetobebree:
delianisnotonfire:
belladino:
nelladee:
Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

(Source: hypothetical-happiness-blog, via bleedingwillow96)

obfuscobble:

daniistrouble:
I feel like I heard a mic drop on this.
damn.

(Source: mymagicmurderbag, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

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onlyblackgirl:

theprettygoodgatsby:
piffsburg:
Females: I want equal rights.
Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
What is wrong with men that they equate equality with who you can abuse?

(Source: e-bae, via adelindschade)

A conversation that just happened

Me: Let's order Chinese for dinner.
Husband: Awesome. Let's do it.
*Like thirty minutes go by*
Me: Honey, are you going to call the restaurant?"
Husband: I thought you were going to.
Me: You...thought the deaf girl was going to call the restaurant?
Husband: I now see the flaw in that assumption.

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letlovehappen:

krymsinviking:
ultrafacts:
Source
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This is what I used to do when my parents wanted me to cook dinner. “I’m sorry, you didn’t want me to burn the corn, and put the Mac & cheese cheese in the hamburger helper?”
I don’t even do this on purpose and it works well about half the time

(via ultrafacts)