person: he’s so hot
lesbian: i don’t think he’s that attractive
person: yeah but you’re not sexually attracted to men
lesbian: i’m not sexually attracted to shoes either but i can still tell when i think a pair looks good
THANK YOU
THIS ESPECIALLY WORKS FOR ASEXUALS ABOUT EVERYONE THANK YOU
(Source: damnagentdanvers, via thepainofthesass)
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(via starwarsisgay)
Parts of Australia are supposed to be so hot over the next few days that weather charts had to have new colours added to visually show how fucking hot it will be
WE’RE ALL GOING TO BURN
I FEEL LIKE IM LOOKING INTO THE EYE OF DEATH
NOT COOL AUSTRALIA. NOT COOL.
50 FUCKIN 4 DEGREES
BY THE WAY 54 DEGREES IS 129.2 F
Are you guys okay over there??
do people actually live in that purple area
(Source: wiintersoldiier, via starwarsisgay)
How awkward would it have been if the Weasley twins stole Faux-Moody’s flask thinking it was top shelf firewhiskey
They pour out shots and drink them at the same time and a couple minutes later they’re like “Holy shit, we’re identical!” Followed by “Okay but we should probably report this.”
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket saying ‘if you’re going to be clumsy, it pays to be prepared!’
everyone lost their shit and i got second place
If you got second place who got first… Did they talk about fire safety and burn the stage down or something
(Source: queen-evans, via starwarsisgay)
This is really not so much a guide as a break-down of what I usually see happen when someone has a problem. There’s no need to “out-do” the person with a bigger problem of your own, but instead just offer a listening ear and some sympathy. This is all very generalized and simplified of course!
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I made my owner fail every attack roll.
I’m being executed publicly :S
this will never not be funny
(via adelindschade)
“paracosm” — (noun) Psychology. Paracosm is an extremely rare word defining the imaginary world constructed in one’s mind, specifically by children. It is an infinite fantasy, anything can exist from animals to aliens and entities foreign to outsiders. Anything is possible in this fantasy milieu, one has their own language, experience, geography and history. Parcosm is usually developed as a result of high creativity, problem-solving, and others theorize: high intelligence. (via wordsnquotes)
(Source: wordsnquotes.com, via adelindschade)
