Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Jan 16

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flandusism:
“if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot”
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”

(Source: hisbarnes, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

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gillfeesh:

ipodmini:
Homophobia: confirmed
News: Sun is hot

(Source: apup, via thepainofthesass)

christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard

(Source: ahcalamity, via thepainofthesass)

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