Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Jan 16

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hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:
somedonkusfromasgard:
greatleapsforward:
meowitsraygun:
meowitsraygun:
I’m gonna start an all girl punk band that sings really offensive songs like, “I don’t know how to tell you you’re bad at oral.”
Our second song is going to be called “My eyelashes are longer than your dick.”
id listen to you guys.
Another song could be “Christ will come before I do.”
Oh my god
I’m already a fan. I want merch.

If I ever fail to reblog this, I’m probably dead and this band should be formed in memoriam and play at my funeral.

(via thepainofthesass)

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medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.
It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

(Source: yourbabies-thenmine, via dadnetos)

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:
ejacutastic:
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

(via starwarsisgay)

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