Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing
but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work
and they super do not see the irony in that
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Catosaurus.
pet groomer: so what do you want
cat: just fuck me up
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how to win my affection:
- make history jokes
- make puns
- make history jokes that are puns
Done.
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did you know when you suddenly jerk awake while falling asleep, another version of you from a different timeline just died
This post fucked me up.
It’s actually because you’re heart rate decreased so quickly that you’re brain jerks you awake to make sure you’re still alive.
i dont know wHICH ONE IS WORSE
(Source: dutchster, via adelindschade)
dfab trans people are not misgendering themselves when they say that they experience and are negatively affected by misogyny
you cannot assume that a person not identifying as female automatically causes the world to cease treating them as one
this is a dialogue that is nearly nonexistent and that really needs to change
(Source: landofwind, via dadnetos)
I would defend Peggy Carter with my life but she can probably do that herself
I will just sit here and hold her purse while she slams people around.
(Source: ohtonystark, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
i’m not a gamer, but this is some important shit
I once got into an argument with a guy on wow, because he thought I was a guy pretending to be a girl. >.>
(Source: girlsdontplaywow, via bronzedragon)
i like girls who look like they kill people for a living
Who is this and why does she look like the child of Hawkeye and Black Widow
That’s Natalie Dormer, and oh mY GOsH you’re right she does look their child!!!
that’s what happened in budapest.
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