oh my god
I need a guy like that
“I need a guy like that” then stop saying you only like them as a friend.
Im really fucking sorry that girls are not fucking attracted to every single boy in their life and they see them as ‘friends’
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“I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.
I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’
I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.”
— Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu. (via elementarystan)
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Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then
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I still need to know what dog this is
It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.
Holy shit.
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW
MOUSE
THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!
Level 1
Level 17
Level 35
I could literally ride this dog into battle.
and I would.
For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)
Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.
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“The SAT is a scam. It has been around for 50 years. It has never measured anything. And it continues to measure nothing. And the whole game is that everybody who does well on it, is so delighted by their good fortune that they don’t want to attack it. And they are the people in charge. Because of course, the way you get to be in charge is by having high test scores. So it’s this terrific kind of rolling scam that every so often, somebody sort of looks and says—well, you know, does it measure intelligence? No. Does it predict college grades? No. Does it tell you how much you learned in high school? No. Does it predict life happiness or life success in any measure? No. It’s measuring nothing.” — John Katzman, founder of The Princeton Review (via spookypoolparty)
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I’ve decided to design a line of clothing, and I’m going to call it It Has Pockets. It’s going to be a line of simple dresses and skirts and every single one will have fucking pockets.
We should be funding this
add women jeans with real pockets please.
and leggings with secret pockets
sleep pants with pockets
I found out the other day all my boyfriend’s sleep pants have pockets and oh my god it just isn’t fair
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the best thing about disney songs is singing every character’s part in them with your best impression of their voice
#I’M NEVER GONNA CATCH MY BREATH #saygoodbyetothosewhoknewme #boY was I a FOOL in SCHOOL forr cutting GYMMMMMM #thIS guy’s got ‘em scared to DEATH!#HOPE HEDOESN’T SEE RIGHT THROUGHME #now I really wish that I knew how to SWIMMMMM
B E A M A N
THAT IS EXACTLY HOW I SING MULAN
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007 hamburgered?
seriously what does this mean
i don’t understand
James Bond McDonalded?
Pierce Brosnan Meat?
Spy Sandwiched?
bond bun?
Someone explain this to me please
bond burgered?
James sandwiched?
guys its the sixth bond and the ninth thing on the mcdonald’s menu
69’d
Are you fucking kidding me how is anyone supposed to get that. Doctor Who. You use Doctor Who for this joke.
Much better
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