007 hamburgered?
seriously what does this mean
i don’t understand
James Bond McDonalded?
Pierce Brosnan Meat?
Spy Sandwiched?
bond bun?
Someone explain this to me please
bond burgered?
James sandwiched?
guys its the sixth bond and the ninth thing on the mcdonald’s menu
69’d
Are you fucking kidding me how is anyone supposed to get that. Doctor Who. You use Doctor Who for this joke.
Much better
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
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oh my shit
we were all making fun of zuko for namimg his daughter izumi
like ‘wtf? izumi? we waited five years for name izumi it means fucking water wtf-‘
guys
zuko named his daughter ‘water’
for the girl who saved his life
and the first friend his age he ever made
don’t touch me
(via thepainofthesass)
IT KINDA HIT ME THAT SOMETHING HORRIBLE COULD HAPPEN TO ONE OF MY INTERNET FRIENDS AND I’D NEVER KNOW AND I’D SIT HERE AND WAIT AND WAIT FOR THEM AND THEY’D NEVER COME BACK SO I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU OKAY NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU GUYS OR TO ME OR ANYTHING OKAY I LOVE ALL OF YOU SO MUCH
(via starwarsisgay)
dreaming-sleeping-fallen-angel:
This is the tumblr Remembrall.
Have you
-texted everyone back?
-done your homework?
-left the oven on?
-fed your pets today?
-forgotten any hot beverages?
-forgotten a birthday?
-eaten today?
-told somebody you love them?
-remembered every appointment/meeting that you had today?
Feel free to add things to the list!
-taken any medication that you need to take?
-left something plugged in or switched on?
-made sure you are hydrated?
-done all of the chores/household jobs that need doing?
THANK YOU SO MUCH I NEEDED THIS I FORGOT MY HOT CHOCOLATE.
(via words-writ-in-starlight)
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What the hell is that fox doing?
probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm
my favorite part about this picture is that people saw the fox there and just started queuing behind it
well yeah, cutting in line is rude
(Source: tibets, via bleedingwillow96)
bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:
jesus
According to a teacher at J.Law that my mom knows, she was apparently an honors student and was extremely motivated and had her plans for college all thought out. She wanted to go somewhere in life and now that was all cut short because some guy couldn’t handle rejection. This is tragic, and my heart goes out to her friends and family. I NEVER want to hear someone say that women have no reason to be afraid of men ever again.
I’m speechless…
i’m so livid
and so fucking sad
it was done at school. And a teacher might’ve seen part of it happening. THAT. Really pisses me off. This makes me so sick
Chris Plaskon walked up to Maren Sanchez at 7:15 in the morning on the day of the junior prom and asked her to go with him. When she said no, she was going with her boyfriend—which he knew already—he stabbed her in the neck.
Which means, does it not, that he came to school carrying a knife, prepared to murder her if she said no.
This wasn’t about a sixteen-year-old being unexpectedly set off by rejection. He brought the murder weapon to the crime scene. And he made sure to ask her very early, when few people would be around.
I don’t know what his motive was—but it wasn’t the prom. He had the means and he created the opportunity.This was premeditated.
No.
Why are they discussing how “great of a kid” he was? How he was strange, but never dangerous? How no one saw it coming even though he was obsessed with her for two freaking years.
He brought a knife with him to school that day.
He brought a knife with him that day, knowing good and damn well he would ask her to prom. He knew, when he brought that knife with him, that she would turn him down due to being in a relationship.
You asked a girl in a committed relationship out on a date, and then got angry and “snapped” when she acted on the fact that she was in a committed relationship and said no, instead of miraculously going against it and saying yes to you.
But we all know he didn’t really snap. No, not when he packed the murder weapon on you ahead of time. Not when he cornered her during a low traffic time. Not when he knew she was seeing someone. Not when he knew she’d say no. No, he knew what would happen, but felt so entitled to her and her body that when she dared to say no, he felt justified in taking her life so that no one else could have her.
But the media talks about his model family? How he was strange but funny and happy and a class clown who enjoyed making others laugh? How he was a nice guy? How devastated his family is?
His? The attacker? The murderer? The one who felt so entitled to someone just because he liked her that he felt justified in stabbing her because she dared to tell him no?
What about her? What about her family, who has to live day in and day out with the fact that this boy felt so entitled to their child that he felt entitled to determine whether she lived or died? What about them, who have to move forward without seeing her because some rude, selfish, evil thing couldn’t take the word no and planned to kill her as soon as he heard it? What about them?
You don’t get to stab an innocent girl in the neck and have the media humanize you. I don’t care if you were a little depressed now and then, I don’t care if you have ADD. No one cares that you seemed to be a well adjusted, cheerful kid and that your actions were “so unexpected.”
You MURDERED someone for refusing your advances.
The media needs to STOP humanizing this evil, dangerous, selfish thing. It’s what’s wrong with the world.
Why is anyone trying to defend this monster what is wrong with people?
This is fucking disgusting. I hope he rots in jail. I’m definitely carrying a knife when prom time comes for me. I hope he gets murdered and rots in hell.
(Source: spookylangsettte, via bleedingwillow96)
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS TO REBLOG FOR SO LONG
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