i dont understand why adults always ask at the end of a break if im excited to go back to school. like what do they expect me to say? “yeah im totally excited to wake up early to go to a building full of sleep deprived and stressed out students who would love to be doing anything but be at school”? fuck out my face
(Source: painthriller, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Never think that you’re ugly because someone told you have to think that way. You are a beautiful motherfucker. Strike a pose and step on the back of those assholes shoes.
(Source: starwarsisgay, via starwarsisgay)
To people who think I’m actually a cool person:
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(Source: panamethyst, via starwarsisgay)
Hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon
(Source: allyourdreamsaremade, via starwarsisgay)
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why do people look so shocked when food falls into your cleavage but you eat it anyway like “oh no this grape has been spoiled by my bosom better throw it away” fuck no i’m gonna eat that boobie grape
(Source: harrywantsababy, via starwarsisgay)
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“If I’m in Avengers 2, everyone will know it ‘cause I’m gonna run through Times Square butt ass naked with Avengers 2 tattooed across my chest.” —
Anthony Mackie, on whether Marvel could keep him being in AVENGERS 2 secret (x)
#the hero the marvel universe needs
(via aceraleigh)
(Source: agentem, via starwarsisgay)
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