peggy carter is better than batman pass it on
That’s not fair to Peggy because it’s really not that hard to be better than Batman.
As I am sure any cat owner will be able to tell you, someone else putting you in a box is entirely different from getting into a box yourself.
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My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
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I wish it was socially acceptable to wear whatever we want and I’m just not talking about revealing clothes I’m talking about togas and full on Victorian dress and evening gowns for the hell of it. I mean imagine if people went around dressed like elves or dwarves from Lord of the Rings it would be fabulous I mean have you seen how hot that stuff makes you
God yes.
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peggy carter is better than batman pass it on
That’s not fair to Peggy because it’s really not that hard to be better than Batman.
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When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
your mothers are awesome and dad is a great wingman
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I don’t really meta or anything, but I just need to talk about how fascinated I am by Peggy Carter’s fighting style, namely the fact that it is completely fucking brutal.
Peggy Carter doesn’t fight in the graceful and acrobatic and decidedly feminine way Natasha…
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